O.M.G. this is going to be a HUGE asp post, bc so many things havbe happened in my film carear in the last weeks that my FANS need to know about! And guess what??? There is a surprise ending at the end! Whoa. (if u dont want to read it than maybe u can download a prograrm to read it too u, like, percy once shoed me how to do that…. Cool!).!
OK so here is some backround. I have been emailing anronon, my mentor and famous director of Egypt, alot… but he doesnt respond? So i thought maybe that he was busy with many things (I wrote asps down lower on my asp about what I think he may be busy with, did u read that?) and also was too busy too read my emails. So I sent emails to ppl in his company saying is he ok??? Is he maybe sick or in hospital bc if he is I could snd hi flowrrs like my mom sends me flowrs when they put me in the hospital too?? But then i got an email back from some1 who was really mean and who had a really strange name like Michal Dubstdwdhy. So stupid a name. This is the email:
Dear James,
I recently received your email asking about Arnon's whereabouts, and I have spoken to him about this issue. Let me reassure you that he is not sick, hurt or otherwise indisposed. He is perfectly fine, save for a certain parasite: you. In the last few weeks you have relentlessly tormented him with a stream of nonsensical emails and bizarre demands.
Let me make something clear. You have not heard from Arnon because Arnon doesn't like you. He finds you infantile, annoying and downright creepy. You will not hear from him or anyone else connected to OxRock ever again for those reasons. You would do yourself and others a favor by permanently ceasing to make contact with Arnon or any of his friends and coworkers. If you don't heed this warning, then legal action may have to be used to stop you.
Whatever it is you want to do with your life, neither he nor anyone else he knows is willing or able to help you. I assure you that these sentiments come not only from myself (though I endorse all of them), but from Arnon as well. His wish to avoid contact with you is so great, that he refuses to do so even to explain to you what I just have.
Because you seem to have difficulty understanding language at a sixth-grade reading level, I'll repeat myself in as simple terms as I can: NEVER EMAIL, MAIL, CALL, SPEAK TO OR OTHERWISE ATTEMPT TO CONTACT ARNON SHORR OR ANYONE ELSE HE KNOWS EVER AGAIN.
That includes me.
Sincerely,
Michael
So of course even tho i wanted to do it when i got this, I remembered th doctors told me from last time that instead of going and making a sucicide when i get bad emails that i should THINK about it. So I did!!!! And I realized: Dbsufojsdhfy was JEALOS!!! Ad so I didnt do it. Instead I sent him this email::::::
Thanx for telling me anron is OK. I was very happy when i read the first sentense.
BUT:::: whe i read the rst of the email i became very sad and also mad too and then i was like omg why is this so mean?? and the i thought no email can be this madmaking unless this person michael MEANT to make me mad, I AM MAD. I do not like ur tone to me and also i think that u r lying. I also asked my best freind Percy and also he thinks ur lying too!!!!! We both agree that porbably u work for OxRox but Anron doesnt like u bc how many "scripts" have u written?! How many ASPS hjave u bloged or asped?!?!?? Probaly ZERO. HAve u even read my ASP, which is http://aspthejames.blogspot.com my blog?! Or my "scripts"?!?!?!
In my emails to anron i lik to talk about pERCY Bcause i LIKE percy and he is my freind and also helps me make ideas for my ASP and for "scripts" but how many times has anron in his emails to me (OH AND THAT IS ANOTHER THING IF ANRON HATES ME THEN WHY WOULD HE EMAIL ME SO MUCH?!) in anron's emails to me has h ever mention YOU?! NEVER!! he NEVER says ANYTHING about his friend "Michael" NEVER. If PERCY wrote an email to anron anron would kno it was real bc he knows about percy but i do not think u r for real, i thik u r just jealous bc maybee u have seen Bintoob0olobck the "script" and kno that even if u were as smart as a scintist u couldnt do better!!!! U r porbably an incrdible trite and gimick ad i think thats why anron hates u, bc he hates trite and gimmick.
Maybe u have been to film collage for 2 yrs like Anron likes. SO WHAT. I have been asping for ovr a yr and sooon it will b TWO years, and asping is much better than film collage is ever gfoing to help anyone.
If u want to be friends and I could be ur mentor, and teach u howto ASP, then u can apologize and we can be friends and i can be ur mentoir to u. But if u just want to make me mad annd make me tantrum like just now then pls dont even email me, thx.
Criticallyacclaimedjames
PS.(notice how u r not critically acclaimed)
I also sent anron an mail to tell him to fire Dbiifhdsfjihy!!!! But then also i thought hmmm maybe he is right that anron is busy? So in this email look at the last paragapahr also which is rally smart:::::
Hi Anron!! I kno u have been too busy to respond to emails, maybe bc u r sooo busy working on editing THe Eyes of Bintoobolobeck?? LOL!! :-) :-) :-)
I wanted to send u this email i gottoday, which is really mean, from this person Michael (and he has a rally strange last name like dbstaksy) and he says really mean things about u, like how u hate me and dont want to ever hlp me (but he also said that u were OK which i was happy that he told me that too bc i thought maybe u were in th hospotal or worse :-( [U really r the best mentor, and so helpful, and it makes me sad if there are ppl who try to make u not helpful to the ppl like Me who r ur biggest FANS!! :-) :-) :-D]
Percy and I also too both think that Michael is porbably jealous bc he has never asped, or if he does then maybe his asp is proably much much worse, like it doesnt teach visitors all kinds of cool and awesome things like about AvantGArd like mine do. And... we tried looking for his ASP on the internet but we couldnt find it. Since u might not want ppl talking behind ur back (especazilly if ur the big producer and u need to kleep ur re[utatoion good) then me and percy both also think u should not talk to him anymore or help him out at all ever. (if he thinks he is so great than it is ok, he, will do vry well on his own LOL!)
BUT:::: Michaels email also made me thik ::::: if it is true even a little bit that i snd too many emails then i am aware too that also i send many emails when ur busy. I promise i wont send more email and wont even come to boston oanymore to work with u on bintoobolobeck IF U JUST send me detaild comments on the "script". U can email them... Cool! THX!
James Sullivan
"Critically Acclaimed!"
OK so then i went on vacation. BUT. While I was on vacation i saw that i got an email from anron to his hole company (I am part of his company bc I get this email) and the email said he was moving to Baltmore which I was like AWESOME bc isn't in Baltimor if he is going there where they make Bollywood Movies which is like Hollywood Movies but that are made in Baltomore? Cool!
So this is the surprirse ending bc I sent him this email:::::
HI ARNON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOIW! its been sooo long since i emailed u and even longer since u emailed me so i bet u miss me or maybe ur upset. lol!! but in all seriusness i shld tell u that i was away for 4th of July week and i had a great time! Cool!!! my family we went to st. louis for the week because my grandmother now lives there and she is to old to travel and it was REALLY fun!!! we did a bbq three times including on the 4th itself and also we saw the st louis fireworks thatwas amazing! ive been to st louis many times now to visit with my family so i didnt have to see the arch again which i have done many times and instead i went to the new baseball field called bush stadium were the cardnals play arizona but the cardnals lost bad and everyone was upset but i still had a good time and i had some good food at the game too. i love the USA!! GOD BLESS the USA!!!! so id say i had a GREAT vactation and i think it was an A- (minus bc percy didnty come and also bc u werent there.
now we have many many MANY things more to alk about bc it has been so long and one VERY importnat thing is that i got back and found waiting in my email another oxrock newsletter as u kno i get the emails from oxrock and its like im one of the team! and this newslettyer is from u and maybe it was ment mostly for me like a private email and this makes me feel bad bc i was mad that u werent emailing me but the oxrock mail was from u so i guess u were but i didnt kno it??! but here is the big important part of ur email:
My wife and I will spend the month of July traveling, and will arrive
in Baltimore at the beginning of August. The OxRock business line and
my cell phone number will be
following us there, as will my email
addresses.
WHAT?!?!?!!!!!! Ur moving to baltmore???? thats crazy1 but good also! im glad u told me this now before iwent back to boston or something to find u and u werent there! and its good that u gave me ur adress now insted of after a long time of searching. is baltimore the same as bollywood? bollywood is a name i have heard of and i think its baltmore-hollywood combined right? if so than thats a great thing that u can make movies in bollywood!!! so baltmore cld be very good and maybe i can try to come this fall once ur moved in and everythgin! AWESOME!@ i was also thinking how u talked in ur email to me about making oxrock baltimore and oxrock new england and i have a MAJORLY GREAT IDEA!!!! i cld start oxrock wisconsin with u!!!!!!!!!!! what do u say do u like my idea?? i cld send the oxrock email list ppl all the oxrock wisconsin news and events and stuff every three days! let me kno and i will start right away or whenever u want and u can just tell me what i shld do to make oxrock wisconsin as big and powerful as oxrock boston and soon oxrock baltmore! its cool how ur movie chain is getting bigger and having stores everywhere like a mcdonalds for movie s or something like that!! which also gives me ANOTHER great idea which is maybe u cld give ppl happy meals when they watch ur movies and so more people will come even if its just to collect all the toys!
now back to buisness. if u remeber how i reminded u about editing my "script" do u remeber it is called the EYES OF BINTOOBOLOBECK? so i made u an offer last time about if i was annoying u then i wld stop with so many emails and everything if u just correct my "script" and tell me what u think i shld do to change it and make it greeat. but after ur email from oxrock now i think maybe i'm not annoying u bc u didnt even say anything about it?
BUT since i kno ur busy and we're good frends we can still make the deal. if u tell me that what that evil email about annoying u from dubistsky is true, and then u edit EOB for me than i understand and will leave u alone but i dont think it is true bc u never said it was. i think hes a jealus liar. i just want to show that i'm a good frend and i will leave it up to u to decide about that.
thanks for everythig andf good luck in baltimore and mayeb i'll see u there soon!!
-c.a.james =|:-)> unclesamsmiley of course it was just the 4th of july!
Now i just am going to wait for him to edit The Eyes of Bintoobolobeck and also send an email to the hole company saying that James Sullivan (Critically Acclaimd!] is now the president of the company in Wicsconscin! AMAZING!!!!!!!!! :-) :-)
That is the update… MORE TO COME! lol
!!!!!!!!THANX FOR READING!!!!!
