Serius Avant Gard Idea for Very Long "Script": "The Bushcheney on the Moon"

Here is a quiz about making screenplays::: All "scripts" need a story right?

**!!!WRONG!!!!** lol

When a script is AVANT GARD (which pernounces like Oven Guard") it is okey if there isnt really a story, which, makes th job of the writer who makes the "script" really a lot easier! So like in Jurasic Park (Anron's favorit movie!) the director (I think maybe it was anron?) needed to decide what would happen at the end of the movie and would the dinosors die or live and what about the ppl also, would thy live or die, and this was really complicated bc there were lots of ppl, and some of them looked a like and I couldnt even really tell for lots of the movie what was going on, so decideing how to end the movie must have been very hard!!!! BUT, if Jurasic Park was AvantGard, then they wolud not have needed to do thios bc the story does not matter if it is AVanGard and so at the end maybe the dinos could have taken off costumes and shown that they are actually ppl and then they could read poetry from a distant planet and then at the very end th earth could fly thru a blackhole into heaven.

Thre is only 1 problem with AvanGard writing and it is that bc Avangard means not make sense, so u cant tell jokes, and so Avangard "scripts" have to be serius, and so any of u who read my "Script" the OGDOAD which was about anchint Egypt and also Hurricaine Katrina and even the Bushcheney too and ppl sleeping bad, maybe thought it was boring. But it isn't boring!! In fact in an Avagard screenplay u can still have chase seens and ninjas and robots but it cant make sense so like the robot could be chasing the ninja in the river but then the river has to become a termite, or maybe a book, by the end of the Scene.

That is what happens in my newest ASP idea "The Bushcheney on the MOON" which is about the Bushcheney tries to take over the world, but then the world becomes the moon, and also lots of childern sing Xmas carrols while it snows and the Bushcheney turns into a plow and uses the plow to build a manshin out of brick where the Ninja lives and then the ninja chases the robot-King on a riverand that becomes a termite that sings poems. Awesome! I wrote this script by taking old newspapers ad cutting them up and sometimes turningn them upside down and thn put them back togethwr and sometimes use only the first 4 words of each sentance! Wow!!!! I think it will be probably 9 hours long, so bring a sleeping bag when u see it!!! :-)

an ASP of how busy i am with many thing!!

oh u will all enjoy to know that i have so much to do gfor all kinds of things right now but i am still taking some time of the day to ASP!!!

heres some BIGBIG things that are going on rite NOW! - 1 i have gone back to my old job at the 99cent Book store for the first time since my little problem in march where someone (im not aying who but maybe anron?) sent a very mean email about how bad i was and it made me sad so i tried a suicide whgich was stgupid and u shouldnt do it but i was very upset and didnt kno what else to do but next time maybe i will instead just watch a bunch of my favrite movies which coud cheer me right back up! but even so it is very good to be back at working even if it is very boring a lot i still make some mony 2 i have found someone online named Dartn vaderus kinda like the guy from star wars who also likes to make movies and i odnt kno yet if hes as good and famous as arnon but i have sent him som interview questions and when he send s it back to me with answers i will post it right hereon AsP for all my fans and can get to learn more about films!!!!!!! Awesome! 3 as i said in the aSP below now im writing onut a screenplay for the movie the Eyes of Bintoobolobeck and its getting longer evryday! soon it will be finished and ready to be made into a movie so let me kno if u want to make it into a movie or if u want a copy of it i could send u one for $40.

here is another part of it:

ALIEN1

We r too late again

ALIEN2

We hav to ogo faster next time?

ALIEN1

Let us next time put more nuculer fule in our engines

ALINE2

Could we maybe add also a a lot of matches tied togethr to make a giant match ball?

ALIEN1

I will think about it.

ALIEN2

Or also we coud get horses to pull us like in olden times.

ALIEN1

Nuculer horses could fly very fast!

ALIEN2

Yes I was thinking that.

ALIEN1 (looking out a window in the ship)

I have thouht about the matches. No. We shoud go now and do the important things we have plannd bc the world is in a danger that is very bad and I think no onme will be safe unless we can stop the evil god for all costs but we will not go so far as egypt to stop him bc that is too far.

isnt that really good?

also now i will give u a thing which i talked about before called fun Fact of the week. so here is a good one- ppl need to elave earth and go to new planets bc this planet will be bad to live on soon and ppl here would die and the best planet to do this on is a place called europa that is one of the moons of a different plant maybe neptune? i cant remember but we could all go to europa and live there safewly without a global warming! here is a pic of europa our new home one day????

Back from Boston and WRITING a "SCRIPT": "The Eyes of Bintoobolobeck"!!!!!

Good news FANS! Bosto was AWESOME ad my friend and Mentor ANRON and me had soooo mcuh fun!! Arnron did NOT ignore me and really came to see me at where i was staying and he came for dinner like he was invited to instad of never showing up! COOL! And also he responded to all my emails too when i was in bostrn and we did soo many things for real like in boston and camebriedge and even took a road trip to go camping and also do a sky dive, and it wasnt imaginary even! Wow! Percy has made me photo pictures of all of this which i will post on my ASP soon.......

AND guess what?! I'm writig a "script"!! I know a lot of my ASP is ideas for "scripts" but this is a real screenplay that maybe will be made in HollyWood!!!! It is called the EYES OF BINTOOBOLOBECK and it is a dark comedy drama with parts of autobiograpghy.

This is a part of it 2 teas u lol!! :::


MAD DOCTOR AL (the evil Jesus of the god Bitoobolobeck) IS in his basemet making plans to kill BILLYBOB HYCKUP whn the leader of the ninjas walks in.

NINJA
I AM the leader of the ninja.


MAD DOCTOR AL
Maybe u thought u were but not anymore. Bitokibolowbdck put ME in charge of th ninja, and together and also with the disease too we ar going to kill BILLYBOB HYCKUP, who stole Bintoobolsacovk’s eyes.

NINJA
You are misytaken.

MAD DOCTOR AL
No I am not. I hear Bintoobolobedckw’s voice.

NINJA
Proov it.

MAD DOCTOR AL
OK I will take a microfone ad put it in my ear and u will har hi voice lol.

NINJA
It is kareaookee night at the disco so there will be a microfo there.

MAD DOCTOR AL
OK

As u can see, its really good!!!!!! Stay toond on the ASP for much more to come, and as always, THANX FOR VISITING ASP and se u again soon!!!