An Idea forming, and is Inspired by Current events

Guess what? I just heard the news that Sadam is already being executed, even as I type this! Current Events often iunspire a good amount of my "scripts" and I have written them about Katrina, the hurricane, and also about 9/11 too. So far they have been about the things themselves but I remember Mr. Garafolo from 8th grade when he taught us about "Satire" and we read a book (I forget who it is by I wasnt a very good student lol!) about eating babies, but it wasn't reeally about eating babies, it was a "Satire" to make ppl think about what was really happening (things were so bad tht it was LIKE eating babies)

So when I write a "script" about Sadam it will not be about Sadam himself in reality but it will be "Satire." It will be in the way far off future in a planet called Garafolon (named after my teacher lol! :-) ) and the king of Garofolon will be Madas. He is very cruel and makes ppl on Garafolon eat their own babies. Then another planet invaded him in the 2000th century of his reign (the first part of the movie will show the first 2000 centures) and Madas is captured. But instead of being executed he will be forced to eat his own baby and they videotape it. THEN he is forced to watch that videotape of him eating his own baby for the next 2000 centuries. Aftert that, then he is executed.

I still need to think of a name for Madas' baby but I will post about it when I think about it.

The Envelope Team, A Group of Heros and Cowards

I'm working on many ideas right now... i always do work on many ideas at once bc i dont always have patience to sit down and do one and then i come bakc and finish them as i get to that point. So this "script" is another that i will be developing over the next few weeks. Its about a group of nine people known as "The Envelope TEam". The story is scie nce fiction with some autobiography mixed in too. They produce a series of nine messages that each one sends out without knowing abouot any of the others to the same place - a secret house. One message is sent every two years so over 18 years all the messages get there and they dont know why their sending them. But then the owner of the house tells them all to come and he shows them that their messages are all clues to where an ancient lost machine is hidden that can be used as a powerful weapon and that in past lives each member of the Envelope Team had helped build the machine which is why they all knew how to make it and wrote the letters. Bad things happen as they get closer to trying to find it and many people die. Even one person has his face torn off by a leopard like in APocalypto. It's a very exciting tale of intrigue and action and history. I would like it to be about two hours long.

Percy Times, Screenplay Work

so Percy came over to try out the new x-box 360 and while we were having fun with it he suggested that I work out another thing with "Prostitute" which is why should he be Destitutde bc he's a man and he could get money doing something very intellevtual like lawyer or doctor or banker but why's he a prostitute???? And then we worked out that he tried to be a doctor but had to leave medschool bc he lost his cadaver which is a strange problem but yeah, you know some people are out there who it could happen to. And he gets kicked out of medschool and has his loans so he;s in debt and needs to raise money that's why hes a prostitute. And as i said he's destitute which means poor. Now we have a character motive; this is VERY important for writing a "script". Ur characters need to have reasons for everything they do which fits together. But u may know that already lol!

Back to film!

Okee so I said in my last post Iwas going to do a film one, and guess what I couldn't wait lol! so here's an update to a posted i did a few days ago on a "script" named "The Destitute Prostitute" (see the preveous post that is underneeth this a few postings...) I've been thinking of names for the woman prostitute who kills the man prostitute but I couldnt think of good names, first I thought of Liz but matt said that was too classy, and he said maybe Stella but i was like no, stella is like from "Stella got her groove back" so not orignal (matt my bro is usually almost always 100% right tho! :-) but not this time lol) so the name I thought of is Lizella so its sort of a combo of liz and stella, the first part of li and the last part of stella, and it also sounds REALLY trashy right?! omg if i ever met a girl named Lizella i'd run away bc she might have diseases lol! (Matt actually said this but i thought it was really funny and i may even use this line in the screenplay!)

Christmas Musings and Good Times

Christmas was soo good this year. Last year at bthis time I was still away and yeah, my family came out to visit for Xmas but it wasnt as fun as it was on this past one. i was with my family and some friends i might say, and we all had a good times. After opening gifts in the morning Matt (my older brother) and his fiance announced the official date of their wedding and everyone celebrated - a very happy moment. Oh yeah and my parents got me an X-Box 360 which they had said i'd be getting when i got home but I never got until yesterday!! More people came over to eat dinner with us. And many people were talking about this Blog, which shows u how it's spreading bc some of them i didn't even know knew about it! I'm sure my next posts will be much more film related which will be less about me and i know you will be very interested in.

Merry Christmas everyone!!!

10 thousand visitors by next XMAS?

I just thought of something... tommorrow is Xmas and maybe for next Xmas Santa will bring me 10,000 visitors to my ASP? That would be so cool and very good also, bc the reason is that the more people who see this then somebody who can make films can see it and turn one of my screenplays into a movie. Also bc u can see the internet all over the World, it does not have to be in LA that somebody sees it, so like even in India or Africa some one could like my idea and make my movie. Cool!

"Nuclear Memory" ... A really good screenplay idea!

This was a "script" I started writing back last year, but i could only write it with pen and paper, so now I am working on putting thisinto a word procesor.

This is the story of "Nuclear Memory": Gilgamesh Zubowvich is a Russian spy in the United States and he steals state secrets and gives them to Russians. In the USA his name is Brian Haven and nobody knows he is a spy. He even has a family and everything. But one day Russians tell him he has to go to the North Pole to save the world from the USAs' megabombs which they keep there. Gilgamesh AKA Brian is all excited and packs his bags. But things go very wrong rom the time he gets there! First his leg falls off from the Cold, and then a polar bear atacks him and starts eating him! This reminds him of a memory of when he was a kid and was also atacked by a bear in the woods of... California. WAIT he thinks CALIFORNIA?? That is all wrong bc im russian! But then he realized that NO he wasnt russian but the russians had brainwashed him to make him think he was, and now they sent him to the north pole to kill him before he found this fact out. So as he lies dieing from the polar bear attacked, he radios to the USA goverment and has them drop nukes all over russia to destroy russia once and for all for screwing up his life!

PS the pic was done by my freind Percy who i met last year and who is very good at computers. He really liked the idea and helped me think of peoples names and also made this movie poster for it. it shows a man's brain and also the main building in russia, where they have been controling Brian from. Thanx percy!!!

"The Destitute Prostitute"

Sometimes i like to name my "scripts" in a funny way, bc when u do that, ppl will read the screenplay an also the screenplay will be funnier if it has a funny title. This title is funny because no prostitutes (in my experience!) are rich, and many are poor and that is why they are what they are in the first place. But this one is so poor that he cant even buy food or have a home and that is why hes called the Destitute Prostitute. And yes I said HE and that is also funny bc most prosttistusts are SHEs. Not this one! But he learns the hard way when a female prostitute kills him in the end for stealing her territory from her which made her angry but he doesnt die before she loves him for real -! and that is the twist that shakes the bacon, bc he's never been loved before. i see this idea as sort of autobiographical based on some crime movies i have seen and also some books i once read, u should let me and the ASP know what you think!!

New idea: "RONALD MCDONALD VS RONALD REAGAN"

This is one of those ideas that is only pictures in my head and so i wont know the story until u do lol!! stay tuned! but here is the picture i have...

(i found the pix in google search and then copied and pasted them into paint program and added the VS as text).

I think this will be one of a bunch of epic segas that i will write, and they will also include Donald Duck also becaue his name rhymes with Ronald, which i think is funny, do u?

also THX for popping in again to my ASP! :)

The latest from my workshop: SMALLHEAD

To start my Blogging, i will share my latest idea for a screenply and i'm sure youll like it a lot. (it's kinda autobiographical) This is a short film called Smallhead. Smallhead is a man who lives alone and needs a hat. The PROBLEM is - and this is what makes this "script" great, his head is very small and he cant find a hat that fits right. Now he goes around looking for hats and has no luck and the screenplay had many many twists and turns and i cannot btell u all of them, but i will say that it ends up with a guillotine and Smallhead has no head in the end sceen.

Welcome to my ASP

Hello and welcome to ASP which is my Blog, and this is my first post to the blog.

Let me answer some questions that some of my Fans have.

Question: Why are u making this Blog?

Answerr: This Blog will tell u stuff about Me and what i think. Also ,my writing. I write screenplays for movies, which i want to sell to HollyWood. I think i can be very successful becauyse I am funny and my ideas are about me and are related to the news sometimes also.

Question: What kind of screenplays?

Answer: I write screenplays (these are also called scripts) about all different things. I will post my ideas in this ASP. So that will make u come back again and again and again to find out what kind they are! :)

Question: Tell us about yourself.

Answer: That is not a question!! A question has a question mark!! That question should have been: Can you tell us about yourself ? And yes i can. I am from originally New Jersey, but now the midwest. Near the big lakes in Wisconsin. It happens that i went to high school but i had to leave before i finished. it's a story for later - in one of my "scripts"! This has shaped my writing into a very one-of-a-kind style which few writers have. They sometimes try to copy but they cant because my ideas and NOT just my writing style are very origianal. I have been away until september (two thousand and six) but now i am back, and i am going to make it BIG!!! And i was born in 1973.

OK that is enough questions for now. I will see you back soon....!!!! OMG!