Serius Avant Gard Idea for Very Long "Script": "The Bushcheney on the Moon"

Here is a quiz about making screenplays::: All "scripts" need a story right?

**!!!WRONG!!!!** lol

When a script is AVANT GARD (which pernounces like Oven Guard") it is okey if there isnt really a story, which, makes th job of the writer who makes the "script" really a lot easier! So like in Jurasic Park (Anron's favorit movie!) the director (I think maybe it was anron?) needed to decide what would happen at the end of the movie and would the dinosors die or live and what about the ppl also, would thy live or die, and this was really complicated bc there were lots of ppl, and some of them looked a like and I couldnt even really tell for lots of the movie what was going on, so decideing how to end the movie must have been very hard!!!! BUT, if Jurasic Park was AvantGard, then they wolud not have needed to do thios bc the story does not matter if it is AVanGard and so at the end maybe the dinos could have taken off costumes and shown that they are actually ppl and then they could read poetry from a distant planet and then at the very end th earth could fly thru a blackhole into heaven.

Thre is only 1 problem with AvanGard writing and it is that bc Avangard means not make sense, so u cant tell jokes, and so Avangard "scripts" have to be serius, and so any of u who read my "Script" the OGDOAD which was about anchint Egypt and also Hurricaine Katrina and even the Bushcheney too and ppl sleeping bad, maybe thought it was boring. But it isn't boring!! In fact in an Avagard screenplay u can still have chase seens and ninjas and robots but it cant make sense so like the robot could be chasing the ninja in the river but then the river has to become a termite, or maybe a book, by the end of the Scene.

That is what happens in my newest ASP idea "The Bushcheney on the MOON" which is about the Bushcheney tries to take over the world, but then the world becomes the moon, and also lots of childern sing Xmas carrols while it snows and the Bushcheney turns into a plow and uses the plow to build a manshin out of brick where the Ninja lives and then the ninja chases the robot-King on a riverand that becomes a termite that sings poems. Awesome! I wrote this script by taking old newspapers ad cutting them up and sometimes turningn them upside down and thn put them back togethwr and sometimes use only the first 4 words of each sentance! Wow!!!! I think it will be probably 9 hours long, so bring a sleeping bag when u see it!!! :-)

Old movies are Important for making Movies

now i am going to teach you FANS something that i learned from the movie-director Arnron Shorr. I asked him if it was important to know about old movires and watch them to make new movies and --- you may be suprised, he said Yes! many of you probavly are thinking what i said to Arnron, which is old movies, especially black and white movies-are very boring and usually nothign happens, so why do i have ti know about black &white movies if i am making my movies in colors?

ythe reason is that all movies build on each other and improve things that old movies tried. For example, movies made in 2007 should be better than the movies from 2006, except Superman was very very good and maybe only Spiderman 3 which comes out this summer can beat him, but the movies from v2007 will only be even bettetr if the writers and directors watched all the old movies so they can outdo them. Therefour if i want my movies to be good then i have to watch the old movies first from the 1920s and 1930s and onward so that my films wont repeat their mistAkes , like being in black&white and having no explosions, but can also take things from them that they did right like maybe a shootout sceen or something.

My favorite old movies are: Miracle on 34th Street, Marx Brothers, and the Wizzard of Oz (yes some of it is in color but some is also in black and white so it counts! lol!)