Where O WHere have i been?!?! LOL

WTF u may be thinkin where haves I been, and thats OK 2 me that u think thaqt if it means only u missed me. OK i admitted it. I missed u 2!!!

I was at the hospital for SOOOOOO many days and now I'm back with percy at home, bc my parents now adopted percy, bc originaql i found out that they adaptewd him as a replace me when I went to hospital back when I was only 21 but that wasnt too long agio?? I thought he was my freind but really he was a replacin me, but thats ok now bc i have medisines so i dont haqte no more.

First i ran to away, then to the hospiotal, then to home LOL! an now my mama thinks im insane in the membrain! LOL WTF ROTFL

My english tutot for rwrirtring quit so now i have noboy to help me but i still want tomake movies in hollywoods an I will MOVE there soon, so god bless an I will ASP about it and if this is ur first time then WELCOME and if not then WELCOME BACKK an if u hate it then GO AWAY becaus I am getting angfryier and angrier and more frustrate,. I AM THIRTY-7 NOW!

Happy birthday me.

Here is an ASP idea! man is craz biut really is genus that takes over te world with a secret weapon and the weapon is for the rusians and aklso he is in a wheelchar.

OOOO MAN i am tired from my fitrst asping but C u soon!

Back from the Hospital and Doing an ASP in Word(s?)!!!!

Jesus Crumbs! So I was just released from the hospital yesterday, and I just got back home to Madison! The doctors at the hospital helped me change a lot, and convinced me that doing a suicide WON'T solve my problems and will only make my fans very sad. But also, I changed in another way too... Bucket of laughs!

How did I change also? Well… I am on the road to becoming an excellent writer!! This is first of all because of the writing tutor that I had, whose name was Jim Canton and his hair was red and he wore glasses, which means he is very smart. But also, it is because my best friend Percy sent me an email with a TIP, which was to write my ASP and all my writing of "scripts" in a program called "Word"! I thought this was very strange, because before this I thought that the program "Word" only let you write out just one word, like maybe a very long and complicated one like "Categorization" or "Caterpillar-like". If the program is to do more than one word it should be called WordS, which is many of them, and not Word which is just one.

But now I know that it does many Words, and also that it can help my writing by doing a SPELLCHECK! That means that when I write a word that is not spelled good, it makes a red line under the word and then I go and I take out some letters or maybe even add more until the red line goes away. Also sometimes there is a green line that goes under a lot of words, but this was confusing because doesn't a green line mean GOOD? But Percy told me with the green line you should move words to different orders and sometimes take out words or make new commas until the green line goes away because the green line is bad. This makes writing much longer but it also makes it better (For example, instead of "better" I first wrote "more good" but that became a green line [also I wrote "writed" but that green-lined and became wrote"]) to read by my FANS, who are very smart and want to read words that are spelled like in the dictionary and in a good order too that doesn't get a green line.

Here are some things I learned: LOL is not a word, and also OMG is not a word. L8R is spelled Later, without an 8. Also "u" isn't a short way of saying "you" like "a" is short for "the"... I was very surprised by all of this, but my 8 th grade teacher from 20 years ago Mr. Garofolo told me it is true and he said something really smart, that instead of LOL I could say BUCKET OF LAUGHS! And also instead of OMG I could say JESUS CRUMBS…. Bucket of laughs!!!!

Holloweaen Comes to the Hospitl!!! LOL!!!

OMG!! This maybe is the best HOlloweaean EVER bc my BFF whos name is Percy who I write about alot and just came to visit me a few days ago too also came back to visit me again and also we got to do an AWESOME trickertreat!! Also bc the doctors told me that I can go home in a week .... OMGOMGOMG!!!!!!!!!! Here is a pic from Percy and me doing a trickertreat in the hopsital. Cool!

NEW UPDATE!: Percy visits me at hospoital: AWESOME AND COOL!

ok so i dont get so much time anmore at the computer u kno, right, and the hospitle is REALLLY boring like a horrible time without anythin to do really. but now i have some minutes that they let me go to use this computer and phew now i get at leats to make an ASP!! Awesome@ right so now i will tell u some about what is going on with me.

percy came to visit me in the hospitle on sunday which was so COOL! we had a great time. it was his first time to visit me here and i showed him everything and the weird people to avoid and where cool things are like the cafaterea. it was fun for me and edcasional for percy. but he didnt get to stay very long but he did give me his dessert at lunch so i had TWO!!! :-)

also as u shld kno i am wotrking on my writing now and to change into a different person so when i get out next time i will be a really great screenwriter and anron will not recognise me and i cld sneak up on him from behind. i have a tuter who comes and teaches me new things and he says i'm progressing which is like moving a head. i spend two hours every day with him except for wekends and i also do extra work for him on weekends so i will get better. i cant wait until i'm back and ready to challenge annron and show him what i can do.

i think when i get out of here ithink ill change my name to Ogden Grisp.

Anron Shorr: EX mentor, EX freind

Dear FANS, I am really sorry to say that I have lost my freidn and mentor anron shorr, who said that my scrurpt THE EYES OF BINTOOBOLOBECK was unreadable and then he said dont talk to me anymore. It has not really hit me yet but when it does i think i might get very sad like supersad and not get out of bed for like a year or maybe even a month or too.

To hlp my sadness Percy made this slideshow, that, is about me and Anron and how mcuh of good freinds we are. This pictures r from when I went to Bostom to visit him. We really really did all this stuff and it was fun and even tho he hates me now and i think he is the meaniest person eever, i still have good memoriues of that trip lol :-(

Also u can see a big verzion of it her at http://www.slide.com/r/OBK3vT3R2z82iAVtqm35tjNnKnsviMtc?previous_view=mscd_embedded_url&view=original

:-( so sad :-(

VERY LONG UPDATE ON MY CAREAR BUT IMPORTANT!!!!

O.M.G. this is going to be a HUGE asp post, bc so many things havbe happened in my film carear in the last weeks that my FANS need to know about! And guess what??? There is a surprise ending at the end! Whoa. (if u dont want to read it than maybe u can download a prograrm to read it too u, like, percy once shoed me how to do that…. Cool!).!

OK so here is some backround. I have been emailing anronon, my mentor and famous director of Egypt, alot… but he doesnt respond? So i thought maybe that he was busy with many things (I wrote asps down lower on my asp about what I think he may be busy with, did u read that?) and also was too busy too read my emails. So I sent emails to ppl in his company saying is he ok??? Is he maybe sick or in hospital bc if he is I could snd hi flowrrs like my mom sends me flowrs when they put me in the hospital too?? But then i got an email back from some1 who was really mean and who had a really strange name like Michal Dubstdwdhy. So stupid a name. This is the email:

Dear James,

I recently received your email asking about Arnon's whereabouts, and I have spoken to him about this issue. Let me reassure you that he is not sick, hurt or otherwise indisposed. He is perfectly fine, save for a certain parasite: you. In the last few weeks you have relentlessly tormented him with a stream of nonsensical emails and bizarre demands.

Let me make something clear. You have not heard from Arnon because Arnon doesn't like you. He finds you infantile, annoying and downright creepy. You will not hear from him or anyone else connected to OxRock ever again for those reasons. You would do yourself and others a favor by permanently ceasing to make contact with Arnon or any of his friends and coworkers. If you don't heed this warning, then legal action may have to be used to stop you.

Whatever it is you want to do with your life, neither he nor anyone else he knows is willing or able to help you. I assure you that these sentiments come not only from myself (though I endorse all of them), but from Arnon as well. His wish to avoid contact with you is so great, that he refuses to do so even to explain to you what I just have.

Because you seem to have difficulty understanding language at a sixth-grade reading level, I'll repeat myself in as simple terms as I can: NEVER EMAIL, MAIL, CALL, SPEAK TO OR OTHERWISE ATTEMPT TO CONTACT ARNON SHORR OR ANYONE ELSE HE KNOWS EVER AGAIN.

That includes me.

Sincerely,
Michael

So of course even tho i wanted to do it when i got this, I remembered th doctors told me from last time that instead of going and making a sucicide when i get bad emails that i should THINK about it. So I did!!!! And I realized: Dbsufojsdhfy was JEALOS!!! Ad so I didnt do it. Instead I sent him this email::::::

Thanx for telling me anron is OK. I was very happy when i read the first sentense.

BUT:::: whe i read the rst of the email i became very sad and also mad too and then i was like omg why is this so mean?? and the i thought no email can be this madmaking unless this person michael MEANT to make me mad, I AM MAD. I do not like ur tone to me and also i think that u r lying. I also asked my best freind Percy and also he thinks ur lying too!!!!! We both agree that porbably u work for OxRox but Anron doesnt like u bc how many "scripts" have u written?! How many ASPS hjave u bloged or asped?!?!?? Probaly ZERO. HAve u even read my ASP, which is http://aspthejames.blogspot.com my blog?! Or my "scripts"?!?!?!

In my emails to anron i lik to talk about pERCY Bcause i LIKE percy and he is my freind and also helps me make ideas for my ASP and for "scripts" but how many times has anron in his emails to me (OH AND THAT IS ANOTHER THING IF ANRON HATES ME THEN WHY WOULD HE EMAIL ME SO MUCH?!) in anron's emails to me has h ever mention YOU?! NEVER!! he NEVER says ANYTHING about his friend "Michael" NEVER. If PERCY wrote an email to anron anron would kno it was real bc he knows about percy but i do not think u r for real, i thik u r just jealous bc maybee u have seen Bintoob0olobck the "script" and kno that even if u were as smart as a scintist u couldnt do better!!!! U r porbably an incrdible trite and gimick ad i think thats why anron hates u, bc he hates trite and gimmick.

Maybe u have been to film collage for 2 yrs like Anron likes. SO WHAT. I have been asping for ovr a yr and sooon it will b TWO years, and asping is much better than film collage is ever gfoing to help anyone.

If u want to be friends and I could be ur mentor, and teach u howto ASP, then u can apologize and we can be friends and i can be ur mentoir to u. But if u just want to make me mad annd make me tantrum like just now then pls dont even email me, thx.

Criticallyacclaimedjames

PS.(notice how u r not critically acclaimed)

I also sent anron an mail to tell him to fire Dbiifhdsfjihy!!!! But then also i thought hmmm maybe he is right that anron is busy? So in this email look at the last paragapahr also which is rally smart:::::

Hi Anron!! I kno u have been too busy to respond to emails, maybe bc u r sooo busy working on editing THe Eyes of Bintoobolobeck?? LOL!! :-) :-) :-)

I wanted to send u this email i gottoday, which is really mean, from this person Michael (and he has a rally strange last name like dbstaksy) and he says really mean things about u, like how u hate me and dont want to ever hlp me (but he also said that u were OK which i was happy that he told me that too bc i thought maybe u were in th hospotal or worse :-( [U really r the best mentor, and so helpful, and it makes me sad if there are ppl who try to make u not helpful to the ppl like Me who r ur biggest FANS!! :-) :-) :-D]

Percy and I also too both think that Michael is porbably jealous bc he has never asped, or if he does then maybe his asp is proably much much worse, like it doesnt teach visitors all kinds of cool and awesome things like about AvantGArd like mine do. And... we tried looking for his ASP on the internet but we couldnt find it. Since u might not want ppl talking behind ur back (especazilly if ur the big producer and u need to kleep ur re[utatoion good) then me and percy both also think u should not talk to him anymore or help him out at all ever. (if he thinks he is so great than it is ok, he, will do vry well on his own LOL!)

BUT:::: Michaels email also made me thik ::::: if it is true even a little bit that i snd too many emails then i am aware too that also i send many emails when ur busy. I promise i wont send more email and wont even come to boston oanymore to work with u on bintoobolobeck IF U JUST send me detaild comments on the "script". U can email them... Cool! THX!

James Sullivan
"Critically Acclaimed!"

OK so then i went on vacation. BUT. While I was on vacation i saw that i got an email from anron to his hole company (I am part of his company bc I get this email) and the email said he was moving to Baltmore which I was like AWESOME bc isn't in Baltimor if he is going there where they make Bollywood Movies which is like Hollywood Movies but that are made in Baltomore? Cool!

So this is the surprirse ending bc I sent him this email:::::

HI ARNON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOIW! its been sooo long since i emailed u and even longer since u emailed me so i bet u miss me or maybe ur upset. lol!! but in all seriusness i shld tell u that i was away for 4th of July week and i had a great time! Cool!!! my family we went to st. louis for the week because my grandmother now lives there and she is to old to travel and it was REALLY fun!!! we did a bbq three times including on the 4th itself and also we saw the st louis fireworks thatwas amazing! ive been to st louis many times now to visit with my family so i didnt have to see the arch again which i have done many times and instead i went to the new baseball field called bush stadium were the cardnals play arizona but the cardnals lost bad and everyone was upset but i still had a good time and i had some good food at the game too. i love the USA!! GOD BLESS the USA!!!! so id say i had a GREAT vactation and i think it was an A- (minus bc percy didnty come and also bc u werent there.

now we have many many MANY things more to alk about bc it has been so long and one VERY importnat thing is that i got back and found waiting in my email another oxrock newsletter as u kno i get the emails from oxrock and its like im one of the team! and this newslettyer is from u and maybe it was ment mostly for me like a private email and this makes me feel bad bc i was mad that u werent emailing me but the oxrock mail was from u so i guess u were but i didnt kno it??! but here is the big important part of ur email:

  My wife and I will spend the month of July traveling, and will arrive

 in Baltimore at the beginning of August.  The OxRock business line and

 my cell phone number will be

 following us there, as will my email

 addresses.

WHAT?!?!?!!!!!! Ur moving to baltmore???? thats crazy1 but good also! im glad u told me this now before iwent back to boston or something to find u and u werent there! and its good that u gave me ur adress now insted of after a long time of searching. is baltimore the same as bollywood? bollywood is a name i have heard of and i think its baltmore-hollywood combined right? if so than thats a great thing that u can make movies in bollywood!!! so baltmore cld be very good and maybe i can try to come this fall once ur moved in and everythgin! AWESOME!@ i was also thinking how u talked in ur email to me about making oxrock baltimore and oxrock new england and i have a MAJORLY GREAT IDEA!!!! i cld start oxrock wisconsin with u!!!!!!!!!!! what do u say do u like my idea?? i cld send the oxrock email list ppl all the oxrock wisconsin news and events and stuff every three days! let me kno and i will start right away or whenever u want and u can just tell me what i shld do to make oxrock wisconsin as big and powerful as oxrock boston and soon oxrock baltmore! its cool how ur movie chain is getting bigger and having stores everywhere like a mcdonalds for movie s or something like that!! which also gives me ANOTHER great idea which is maybe u cld give ppl happy meals when they watch ur movies and so more people will come even if its just to collect all the toys!

now back to buisness. if u remeber how i reminded u about editing my "script" do u remeber it is called the EYES OF BINTOOBOLOBECK? so i made u an offer last time about if i was annoying u then i wld stop with so many emails and everything if u just correct my "script" and tell me what u think i shld do to change it and make it greeat. but after ur email from oxrock now i think maybe i'm not annoying u bc u didnt even say anything about it?

BUT since i kno ur busy and we're good frends we can still make the deal. if u tell me that what that evil email about annoying u from dubistsky is true, and then u edit EOB for me than i understand and will leave u alone but i dont think it is true bc u never said it was. i think hes a jealus liar. i just want to show that i'm a good frend and i will leave it up to u to decide about that.

thanks for everythig andf good luck in baltimore and mayeb i'll see u there soon!!

-c.a.james =|:-)> unclesamsmiley of course it was just the 4th of july!

Now i just am going to wait for him to edit The Eyes of Bintoobolobeck and also send an email to the hole company saying that James Sullivan (Critically Acclaimd!] is now the president of the company in Wicsconscin! AMAZING!!!!!!!!! :-) :-)

That is the update… MORE TO COME! lol

!!!!!!!!THANX FOR READING!!!!!

Movie theetar of the Future: REMOTE CONTROL!!

!!THIS POST IS NOT ABOUT A "SCRIPT" IDEA!!
But: it IS about an idea for how to show "scripts" which are also called movies. Cool! So why am I having this idea you ask?? Well, it is becaue of an Ask the ASP email that i got in my email. THi was the question, from somebody name Jim:::

Hi James,
You said in one of ur aSPS reccently that you could fast forward through the boring part. How could u do that in a movie theetar??! Awesome!
Jim

Well Jim......first of all thanks for Asking the ASP! Ur question is good bc it shows u read my asp really good. It got me Thinking!

SOME MOVIES ARE VERY BORING!! and even in sojme movies iv seen it is like half an hour between car chases or even more!! So i invented a Remote Control for the Movie Theetar. And it work like this::::: When there is a prat that is boring, like a woman is in the sceen crying or something stupid like that, than, whoever in the theetar is bored like i would be can shout BORING loudly and if more than half of the ppl ar shouting BORING than that means the camerra person in the booth needs to fast forward.

Then when it is fast forwardring anybody can yell STOP if the movie looks cool again and when more than half the ppl yell STOP lso then also the cameraman in the booth needs to also stop the camera too so that ppl can watch from where it is exciting. BUT, i was also thinking well of course should there be rewind? then i thought NO! bc if u r stupid enough to miss it, then, u should have, to come back to the movie theetar and see it again, or maybe wait for it to come ont to DVD or the internet.


So this way it is good bc movies that are AvanGard and so they are boring for like 15 hours can be watched by ppl who dont understand AvanGard bc they will fastforward to like the places where ppl talk backwards and nonsense in really cool way! Awesome!!

Serius Avant Gard Idea for Very Long "Script": "The Bushcheney on the Moon"

Here is a quiz about making screenplays::: All "scripts" need a story right?

**!!!WRONG!!!!** lol

When a script is AVANT GARD (which pernounces like Oven Guard") it is okey if there isnt really a story, which, makes th job of the writer who makes the "script" really a lot easier! So like in Jurasic Park (Anron's favorit movie!) the director (I think maybe it was anron?) needed to decide what would happen at the end of the movie and would the dinosors die or live and what about the ppl also, would thy live or die, and this was really complicated bc there were lots of ppl, and some of them looked a like and I couldnt even really tell for lots of the movie what was going on, so decideing how to end the movie must have been very hard!!!! BUT, if Jurasic Park was AvantGard, then they wolud not have needed to do thios bc the story does not matter if it is AVanGard and so at the end maybe the dinos could have taken off costumes and shown that they are actually ppl and then they could read poetry from a distant planet and then at the very end th earth could fly thru a blackhole into heaven.

Thre is only 1 problem with AvanGard writing and it is that bc Avangard means not make sense, so u cant tell jokes, and so Avangard "scripts" have to be serius, and so any of u who read my "Script" the OGDOAD which was about anchint Egypt and also Hurricaine Katrina and even the Bushcheney too and ppl sleeping bad, maybe thought it was boring. But it isn't boring!! In fact in an Avagard screenplay u can still have chase seens and ninjas and robots but it cant make sense so like the robot could be chasing the ninja in the river but then the river has to become a termite, or maybe a book, by the end of the Scene.

That is what happens in my newest ASP idea "The Bushcheney on the MOON" which is about the Bushcheney tries to take over the world, but then the world becomes the moon, and also lots of childern sing Xmas carrols while it snows and the Bushcheney turns into a plow and uses the plow to build a manshin out of brick where the Ninja lives and then the ninja chases the robot-King on a riverand that becomes a termite that sings poems. Awesome! I wrote this script by taking old newspapers ad cutting them up and sometimes turningn them upside down and thn put them back togethwr and sometimes use only the first 4 words of each sentance! Wow!!!! I think it will be probably 9 hours long, so bring a sleeping bag when u see it!!! :-)

Back from my brake!

So maybe u are wondering why i havent posted ihn a few weeeks and where have i been of course? i have been finding a JOB! Oh NOOO!! JK! My parents told me last month that i had to get a job if i was going to keep making progress anbd maybe it could be a parttime job, but it had to be something riught and i tried to explain trhat i had a job ----- I'M A SCREEENWRITER"":!!!!!!!! and also i work on my asp.

BUT they said no, I had to find something that pays me regularly and i shouldnt spend effort on my ASP until i had one. well i went on many interview and applicants-at a mcdonalds (no, I didn’t tell them about mcFun, but I was thinking of it) and at a coffee place and at a gas station. these were all places that did not hire me and when u think of it u know, I didn’t really have the rite skills for them, they don’t need screenwriters at mcdonalds nlol!!

...

Good news! i did get a job after all at a place callewd the “99cent book store”! and this is also very good bc it means I have a job where writing vould be helpful. i will stock the shelves and arrange books if they get disarranged into an alphabetical order. They said at first I will work part time on mondays and wednesady and Saturdays but maybe if I do well I will work there more and also could read free books about subjects i am writing movies about!

How long does it Take to make a "Script"?

I luv when FANS email me questions (and I am a FAN of other film makers too and so I email them questions also so I do this also as well) and this was one question that one of my FANS percy asked me... How long does it take to write a "script"???
Good question! Like all complicuated qustions the answer is IT DEPENDS! lol bc if u mean from the time i get the idea (which all the time is in t he shower or toilet :-) LOL) to the time i am finish writing and can show it to ppl to make my film then that also depends, bc some screenplays are long asnd some screenplays are short, and what makes them long or short usualy is the amount ppl talk in the "script" but even this is not so clear bc sometimes lots of ppl can talk and the "script" is short when a short "script" can have like a three hour car chase that ends on a spaceship all without ppl talking much so the "script" looks shorter but in a film it is an epic sega.
Also, sometimes it is is hard to know when I finish too. Like I had this script called "The Potluck Dinner" about a man who brings a realluy good MEAT to a potluck dinner (that is where every one brings a dish of there own) and every one loves it and then at the end the police come bc rthe man had cooked a dead baby (that is what makes this ironic). but THEN i thought i was finished but THEN a year later I chaneged the name of the "script" to "Potluck Surprise!" So when did I finish, when I finishe the screenplay or whebn I made the title better?
These are some of the important things that screenwriters need to think.

How does the shape of the Universe look like?

THIS POST IS NOT ABOUT MOVIES!

This weekend I saw an episode of a science show on video which is called “NOVA” about this thing about the Universe called A String thery that talks about what the Universe is like and also what shape is it? The show was very interesting. Many people have always wondered about these big questions.

It made me think also about the universe and i had a great discussion with percy about this important question in science. Some people on NOVA said maybe it’s a sphere or a donut or like twisted bread-sticks. But no! i think I found the answer and maybe this will be proven by a scientist with a lab but it is shaped like a tube. How do i know this? well its round like some people think buyt also stretched out over time and if that’s true then it must be a cillinder. Percy helped me make the picture in this post and matt suggested the squiggle at the bottom which he says means infinity and with 2 arrows that means t goes on forever on both sides… also I thought it would be funny to have a sign of “you are here” bc that means that your in the universe and we all are LOL!1

This could be featured in some movies bc a lot of what i writ is science fiction and if u know science then u can better make a movie that is science fiction. maybe u thought this post is too intelectual for my film ASP and u might be right! It’s a very complicated thing to understand for many people and i’m not saying u have too, just if i make it into a movie then its good to have the backround knowledge so you’ll know where it comes from. I think if more people had known the stuff BEHIND my “:scripts” then they would want to buy them and make them into movies but a lot of folks just have no clue about scientifics.

Christmas Musings and Good Times

Christmas was soo good this year. Last year at bthis time I was still away and yeah, my family came out to visit for Xmas but it wasnt as fun as it was on this past one. i was with my family and some friends i might say, and we all had a good times. After opening gifts in the morning Matt (my older brother) and his fiance announced the official date of their wedding and everyone celebrated - a very happy moment. Oh yeah and my parents got me an X-Box 360 which they had said i'd be getting when i got home but I never got until yesterday!! More people came over to eat dinner with us. And many people were talking about this Blog, which shows u how it's spreading bc some of them i didn't even know knew about it! I'm sure my next posts will be much more film related which will be less about me and i know you will be very interested in.

Merry Christmas everyone!!!

10 thousand visitors by next XMAS?

I just thought of something... tommorrow is Xmas and maybe for next Xmas Santa will bring me 10,000 visitors to my ASP? That would be so cool and very good also, bc the reason is that the more people who see this then somebody who can make films can see it and turn one of my screenplays into a movie. Also bc u can see the internet all over the World, it does not have to be in LA that somebody sees it, so like even in India or Africa some one could like my idea and make my movie. Cool!