Movie theetar of the Future: REMOTE CONTROL!!

!!THIS POST IS NOT ABOUT A "SCRIPT" IDEA!!
But: it IS about an idea for how to show "scripts" which are also called movies. Cool! So why am I having this idea you ask?? Well, it is becaue of an Ask the ASP email that i got in my email. THi was the question, from somebody name Jim:::

Hi James,
You said in one of ur aSPS reccently that you could fast forward through the boring part. How could u do that in a movie theetar??! Awesome!
Jim

Well Jim......first of all thanks for Asking the ASP! Ur question is good bc it shows u read my asp really good. It got me Thinking!

SOME MOVIES ARE VERY BORING!! and even in sojme movies iv seen it is like half an hour between car chases or even more!! So i invented a Remote Control for the Movie Theetar. And it work like this::::: When there is a prat that is boring, like a woman is in the sceen crying or something stupid like that, than, whoever in the theetar is bored like i would be can shout BORING loudly and if more than half of the ppl ar shouting BORING than that means the camerra person in the booth needs to fast forward.

Then when it is fast forwardring anybody can yell STOP if the movie looks cool again and when more than half the ppl yell STOP lso then also the cameraman in the booth needs to also stop the camera too so that ppl can watch from where it is exciting. BUT, i was also thinking well of course should there be rewind? then i thought NO! bc if u r stupid enough to miss it, then, u should have, to come back to the movie theetar and see it again, or maybe wait for it to come ont to DVD or the internet.


So this way it is good bc movies that are AvanGard and so they are boring for like 15 hours can be watched by ppl who dont understand AvanGard bc they will fastforward to like the places where ppl talk backwards and nonsense in really cool way! Awesome!!

AMAZING MOVIE IDEA: Super glass house u can thro stones in!!!

Ppl like my mom always say that u shouldnt throw stones in a glass house but what about a house that is made of all glass but the glass is bullet proof and unbrakable? WOAH. The idea is so good that i thjk that even the Homedeepo will be jealous that it didnt think of this idea. And also everything in the house like the sink and th TV and the playstation will all be glass also. Cool!!!! But they will also be unbrakabale too also.

Soooo… bc i made the idea, the "script" will be all about me making the idea and then showing it to builders and their building the house and also me living in side! but mostly it will be about me makig th idea bc the idea is the coolest part, and it will show me in places where I think like in bed or in the shower, or eat breakfast or talking to Percy or even when sit down to write the really long letters to the bushcheney!! Awesome! (This part may be like 5 hours long but ppl or the movie theter can Fast Forward if they want).

The last part which maybe is like 3/2 an hour will b about robots try to get into th house when I am there. BUT: the twist that really floats the fungus is that they use LASERS, and so they can get in bc the house was only build to be not able to get in with stones but it was built so for to be ok if it is usig lasers to get in. But then the DOUBLE-TWIST is that once they r in the house it is not bc to kill me::: but…to make me there king? Cool!

Now i maybe have to add a bit of autobiography to this idea to make it realy cool, but so far i think it is good and maybe i will start writing it after the simpsons tonight.

NEW! Interview with a lader of the facebook!

Im posting a very special ibterview i got with a man on the facebooks whos a leader of it and ALSO makes films! His name::: DARTH VADERUS!

He's not as famous yt as anron (the director of Egypt and u can also see my other posts about him too lower on my ASP)... but maybe soo he will be one day? and also hes alot nicer than anron who has been very VERY mean to me lately :-(

BUT darthj is AWESOME!! tell me wht u think of this great darth. i kno u will love him just read his aswers that he gave to mY questins:

1. U have such a cool name! Were u named aftr the evil dictator in the Stars War? Do ppl make fun of u bc of ur name or maybe they think its cool?? (My name is very boring!!)
"I like my name too and i'm glad you think it's cool. I came used with that name to my current owners about 5 years ago so I'm not sure if the original owners were star wars fans...good question. I can only assume so though...Doesn't everyone thinkStar Wars is cool! My owners think the name is pretty cool too. No one really makes fun of my name cause I'm a pretty cool guy".

2. What is the most favorit thing u like about movies? Do u like old movies?? My mentor says that old movies are needed lots for making good new movies, but i think old movies r really boring, specialy the ones made b4 color wass invented!
"I really like movies, especially the video catnip series. (www.cattv.com/ ) Unfortunately in the old days there were no movies designed for cats like me and such I have very little interest in older movies. In terms of video catnip, my dad said it reminds him of the older movies that just had music as video catnip has video of birds and a soundtrack. I guess video catnip is in fact a trip back in time!!
The movies I make are very similar in fact to video catnip...images of places and things I do, with cool soundtracks (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVrJEqHpPB0)."

3. What is ur favorit ASP on my ASP? My ASP myblog is http://aspthejames.blogspot.com/ - Cool!!!! Would u want to make ur fav orite ASP on my ASP into a film from its "script" that i can write for 40$?
"I am not up with ASP's and stuff. If I ever come across an idea that needs a script I would be sure to contact you!"

5. Do u know how to make films? Cool!
"I do in fact using laptops and my video camera"

4. What would u do if ur mentor bcame all mean and sent u emails that said u wrote bad and also the emails tried to make u do a sucicide? and thyen u tried to visit him in BSOTON bt he didnt answe his phone when u were there and didnt even come to dinner and when he was invited?!?
"I am not sure. I would probably ensure I had a meeting arranged before traveling to Boston. For me road trips like that can be quite something as people don't often want to give me a ride even though I am pretty cool. They would rater try run me over in fact:("

6. Would u tell ur freidns about my ASP??
"Of course!! Post on my facebook wall."

7. How many ASPs every week or every day do u think an apsiriing SCREENwriter should do?
"I think a few every week for sure. I do about 1-2 movies I upload onto youtube just about every month. Darth Vaderus productions is taking off!!

7. Where r u from?
"Originally I am from a very dark, cold and barren place, somewhat out of this world. Now after my transfer to my new owners, I am living just outside Toronto Ontario in a beautiful city. I am no officially a Canadian Cat!!"

8. What are ur favrite movies? and what movies are those thatb gave u most inspiration? Awesome!
"I kinda went over this before, but I think Video Catnip kicks ass. The boys at Pet-a-vision do a great job thanks to help from people like Glenda (http://www.xmission.com/~emailbox/catstuff.htm)"

9. have u ever been in space?
A few times actually, well I have travelled well up into the Thermosphere almost into the exosphere (http://www.ri.net/middletown/gaudet/studentwork/sci_web/c_block/atmosphere/tims_one/structure_of_the_atmosphere.htm) in one of my jet trips where I was driving. That's pretty damn close to space!

10. what is this best way to getinto making movies in hollywood? what advise can u give about becoming a famous writer??
"I would say be original, be cool, be unique, be something someone else is not. You also have to try ridiculously hard so if buddy snuffed you off, screw him as you are better than that crap and you need to try hearder in a different way"11. how long ahve u beesn making films?"About 2 months now. I hope to carry on making many more films and getting 1 million uyou tube hits before my son kills me."

12. how much mony do u usualy make from ur movies? do u have a mashion or just like a good house with a pool, or maybe even a helicopter??
" I have a kick ass cat patio, and ya my house is a total mansion. I have a ultra king sized bed (www.ultraking.com/) all to myself. I don;t have a helicopter but I can fly jets and have a few photod on my facebook page to prove and one also attached here"




13. Of the folowing, which of the folowing is what u best like in a story? and also WHY? is it A) Autobiography or B) Irony (like eating babies) or maybe C) Robots and also ninjas ??
"Today - In a facebook world - Autobiography should be the obvious 1st but I say ROBOTS!! One day very soon the world is going to be run by robots. Did you know if 5 years you will be able to buy a computer that has more computational power than the human brain! My buddy Marshall has some good ideas on this stuff. http://marshallbrain.com/robotic-nation.htm"
THANX SO MUCH!!! My fans will really luv to here this interviw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-)