Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Kung fu fortune Cookie

ok, i kno i have been ASPING a lot lately but i have a month of catchin up to do lol!! so i have another idea for a movie i got a few weeks ago when i went out with my parents to a chinese restarant. its called "Kung FU Fortune COokie" and its my first ninja movie! what happens in the plot is thaT chinas su[pply of fortune cookies starts running out bc they have so many people that they can't keep up making enough to feed everyone, so the governement sends a team of ninjas to america to break into all the american fortune cookie factories and steal all america's supply of fortune cookies. what happens tho is that one of the ninjas gets greedy and also breaks into an eggroll factory bc when nhe has the fortune cookie it reminds him of eggrolls too and he gets hungry and has to have an eggroll. but the guards at the eggrolll factory catch him, and he should have known it bc earlier we see his fortune is "dont go into the eggroll factory" and they tell the u.s. government which assembles a team of navy seals to fight the chinese and sav americas fortune cookies. the head navy seal is the main charachter and his name is Richmond FitzDiamond.

The ninjas start packing up there ship with all the fortune cookies to take back to japan when the navy seals catch them and tell them to give back the fortune cookies. and so the ninjas send a box back and the navy seals open it and there are fortune cookies but when one opens his cookie it explodes and it turns out those cookies are really a bomb and the ninjas are getting away. but one navy seal loads a cannon with the bomb-cookies and shoots it at the japanese boat and it sinks, so the ninjas then have to fight the navy seals. there is a really REALLY big kung fu fight that lasts like forty minutes and the ninjas use swords and nunchucks and sharpstars, but in the end the navy seals win bc they realize that if they are higher up than the ninjas the ninjas cant see them with there slitty eyes they can only see straight ahead. So the navyseals get on top of some boxes and then use grenades and machine guns to kill all the ninja. And the camera cuts to the king of china saying "nooooo!!!" bc he was watching the fight with a secret video camera. then Richmond FitzDiamond says he's glad they rescued fortune cookies for america, and then as they go hedecides to open a fortune cookie and the fortune says "the ninjas will return".

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