Friday, January 5, 2007

"Monopoly Man": a dark comedy autobiography!


I used to play a lot of monopoly,and especially last yr while I was away, and ive always wondered about the monopoly Man with the one-eyed glasses! If I ever meet him I will ask him and say “If you r so rich, why do u want to take over the whole monopoly board?” lol! I would also ask him and say “Why can’t you let other people own some of the monopoy board also and also why does everyone have to pay rent to u?” so my idea for this “script” that is called “Monopoly Man” is to make an autobiography of the monopoly man with the one-eye glasses about him in real life where he tries to take over Monopoly City. But in the end he is sent to Jail and is not allowd to collect 200$ when he passes Go (which in the real Monopoly City is just a seven-eleven!) but then the twist that shakes the bacon is that he has a GET OUT OF JAIL FREE card which he had been hiding under his tophat. Then he is assasinated by the owner of the seven-eleven for stealing 200$ every time he passed by it on his way around Monopoly City which really pissed off the owner. In the last scene (this is really funny!) a little kid opens a seven-eleven burrito and bites into the burrito and makes a wierd face and then guess what he spits out? The one-eye glasses!

(I chose this ending bc i thought that showing the monopoly man put threw a blender and chopped up into burritos woud be too violent and may make the film be rated X and so most regular movie theaters would not show it)

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Good words.