A Note from me a bout my blog AsP

this is just a qui k ASP now to tell u some new things i will be changing for my blog ASP. I think im going to start a new sexction to do once-in-a-while called "Ask the Asp" where if u email me questions and comment s i will take some good ones and post them on my aSP and if there questions i will anser them and if they are comments i can say why I like them! the rules for how to get a question on my ASP are that u can send it to iagosullivan@yahoo.com and u have to start each email with Dear5 ASP or otherwise I wont look at it!!! If they are good quewstions, u will be on my AsP. Awesome! her is an example of a good email-

Dear ASP,

i really like ur blog Asp. it teaches me a lot about movies and its funny and really intresting. u are very good at it! why is Anron so mean to u?i think he might be jealous like if u might become better then him at making movies!

- Jack

then I will post it and say what i think of it like-

jack u made some good points! Anron is very jealous bc he knows that one day the mentor will be passed by the guyd who he was teching, James Sullivan! lol!! he is mean and he is a trite which is bad. i'm glad i have FANS like u jack to show directors like aron how ghood my ASP is!

now here is one ask the ASp which is bad and i wouldnt put on asp-

James, I am mad at you because you are very pushy, arrogant, and resistant to criticism. I don't want to help you because when I give you the best advice that I can, you get offended, instead of taking it seriously.

You write so poorly that I honestly don't believe that you are a real person. You really do come across as some sort of joke. Until you realize that you need to learn to write and communicate more effectively, there is nothing more that I can teach you.

-Arnon

There are many things why that email isnt good enough for an Ask the Asp which u can probally tell and u can see he didnt write "dear Asp" to start it either. if someone actually wrote that they are an ego. what a bad email.

also one nother section i will add to aSP will be Fun fact of the week! where i will tell u an intresting and suprising thing that u did not know and is cool1!!! Here is my first one.

Fun Fact of the week- women live longer then men but men are taller then women. WHAT?!

Soon i will Visti boston where ARnon is there in Camebridge!

in a very shot time i will be a lucky man ;-) bc i will be going to BOSTON on the est coast and that is where the directer arnon shorr lives who also is my mentor until he made me very mad with an email he wrote and u can see my post on it a few dowmn from this one. he lives in a place called camebridge which is in boston somewhere and i think it might be like a hollywood but for boston, like how hollywood is in los anjelos. i dont know how big arnon's studios 'oxrock studios' are but if i had to guess i would maybe say they are big enough for making a movie with an action sceen in it that can have over fifty ninjas or thirty robots.

Also the pic here in this asp is of a building in camebridge that looks to me like a cassle and wouldnt that be cool too if maybe there are cassles there too! lol!

i still am not sure why arnnon got so mean and im also kinda mad-sad about this, but a new possablity is maybe its cuz i wasnt calling him mr. Shorr??? directors can be very strict and like themselves a lot, like they are an ego, and not saying mr. shorr may be is how come arnon got really mad at me. also i'm trying in this post to bevery careful in spelling his name "arnon" righte bc he has told me my mistake of anron before and I mess it up alot and this could be a way to make him like me again/.

so now i will be going to boston and i have a great plan for arnon when i see him. after he apologizes to me we will tal;k much about making movies and we can watch some movies and if there is time we could even MAKE one or two movies if I bring some screenplays to him!!!! he is very excited i could tell already and i think he maybe wants to throw me a birthdya party bc he asked about my age like for candles on a cake, but my birthday is not until july!!!1 loL! but i would still eaT the cake so MR. shorr if u want to get me a cake go ahead!!!! :-))

u can probably tell i am very excited to be with arnon bc i have looked up to him for a long time. if u are just now looking at AsP i have 2 pics of him below they are black and white (like an old movie - u can see his influinses) and he has a beard bc if ur beard is too short in egypt they will kill u and take ur wife and put her into mummy rapping.

A.N.R.O.N.O.N.: Destinashion: Wolf Party

I had this great idea for a "script" that came 2 me in a dream. well, not really a dream LOL, more like I saw a stroy on the telelavission called "the Unsolved mystries" and then I went to sleep and when i woke up I had this idea. Ready? Ok! here it is: it's called "A.N.R.O.N.O.N.: DestniaShion: Wolf Party"!!!!

its about the future in a world ruled by supercybrogrobots called "mentors". At first, they were made to teach people, and they did and the peopel were happy and wrote great "scripts" and learnd about old things like old movies that weren't in color and boring. but then the mentors turn mean and start taking over peoples brains and tell them there dumb and then people start committing suicides but they mess up and just end up in the time-out home with the locks. In the end the "mentors" form one giant mentor to fight against an alien invashion like in Mighty Mrophin Powerrangers!! That parts from percy it is his most favirite story on the telvisoin. But the part that really claps the butterscotch is that the aliens are really people rebels that escaped to the moon to fight the evil empire of "mentors" and there "squwall troopers". So the "mentors" transform (maybe they can say something like 'go-go-mentorgiant-go") and they become one giant "mentor" named "ANRONON". The A stands for Anronon, the N stands from nife, the 'R standsfor robot (or ronald maybe i can have it be another clown-president movie), the O stands for "o"…and I knew what the rest stood for when I woke up but then my mom made me take out the garbage when I wa writing it down and i said "no mom I'm writing a "script" but she didn't listen (she doesn't undrastand art!!!!) so then i came back and forgot what the other letters stand for. but it was pretty amazing when I knew! Sometimes mom isn't awesome. But usually she is!!!! and that's why this story is an autobiography.

aalso, "wolf party" just sounds cool and kinda scarey. and maybe all the mentors will actually be wolfs and have a pool party at there house in boston at the end and invite the moonrebels with those funny party hats on and everone will be frends again. COOL!!@

TAXES MAKE ME BUSY AND NOT DO A SUICIDE

Okee so i know its been a wile since I last ASPED, and maybe that worried u bc in my last ASP i said that i maybe would do a suicide bc of th evil Director of Egypt named Arnon who tried to ruin my writeing carer? Well LOL it didnt!!! :-) and the reason is that something else happensd which is very bad but also not as bad as arnon either, and that bad thing is TAXES, and also they r very hard to do and so they hav been keeping me busy too so that I do nnot have to think about how depresed I am all the time, but only some of th time. (Also work at the 99cent book store wanted to fire me bc I didnt come in to work for a buch of days, like a week, but then my mom came in with me and made them understand that it was bc of my HollyWood dreams, and they were OK with that, and now they even ask me about my ASP and read it!)

I hate taxes!!!! i can never understand what to do, and who does the money go to when i do it and I fill out all the confusing lines and do additions and thjings like that? The goverment?? But then what do they do with it do thy pay the president?!?! I don't make that much $$ anyway so why do they want some of it ad why do they have to make me add things and also find things like "dependants" but I dont even know what those r!!

So maybe one idea for a MOVIE (yes I am not to depressed too not think about never making film ideas or "scripts" anymor all the time) could be called something like TAX SHEILD (which was a word in the headline of a newspaper i saw yestarday) and it could be about a man who makes people not pay taxes bc he has a big sheild that protects them from the goverment and the shield gets bigger and bigger ad bigger and mor and more ppl do not pay taxees and so the President doesnt get payed!! OH NO!

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IMPORTANT UPDATE: OK so that post was sort of a lie a bit bc i didnt do my own taxes but I saw my dad do the tax and got jealous and tried to do it myself on his tax but it was to hard and I messed things up and he was sort of angry, so i didnt rally do the taxes, and so also the real reason i didn't ASP for 3 weeks is bc i tried to do a suicide and was in the hospital for 18 days.

:-(

Stupid emauil makes me stop ASPing for days, and also angry, at my mentor who was suposed to help me, and i dont know why he didnt but now i am mAD

as u porbably know my mentor is a director and produrcer named anon shorr. we have been friends for many years now after i found his website and sent him and emnail; and we started talking aboiut how to make movies like we both do. so all the time i have ideas and questions about movies and if arnorn will make my movies and he has given me great answers and advise and even the interview u can see on my AsP, but now something very bad and sad has happened and for awhile it made me want to do a suicide and i had to leave my work until i got better which could still be a few weeks or even some more then thAt. i searched on craiglist about movies and writers and i wanted to tell a jobpost i found that they should hire me to write there tv show and i asked arnon shorr to read my response to the craigslister and what he wrote back made me cry. here is an example from his email:

"I think it's awful. James, it makes you seem totally unprofessional and disorganized.You are not a "MASTER" screenwriter. You've never had any of your work produced by any major company. You write your emails like a fourth-grader, not like a "master screenwriter". You are also not "Critically Acclaimed". James, please study writing extensively. When you've graduated from at least a two-year college, contact me again. Any time you try to sell your ideas before you actually learn how to write will be wasted time."

I thought first that maybe he was being sarcastic or something bc he is usually veryu nice like a friend but i showed matt and he said he thought it was serious. WHY ARMRON????????????? this is very bad. i dont know if i should be doing film or writing and i dont know about anything. if i am so stupid why am i getting emails for two years from a MASTER DIRECTOR? am i a waste of time lik mny movies which my family say are good ideas and very creative. sometimes people can be very mean in life and try to hurt you and i think arnoon wanted to make me so sad that i would stop making films, but i dont know why bc i thought he was on my side to help me get to the top like him. either he is jealous or this is some egyptian trick like making a statue with a man's head and a lions body even though no one looks like that. the email really made me very upset and now maybe my whole life is wasted and pointless if arnon is right. the last week which i have been mostly in my room and all this made me think of a new idea which ARNOM may hate but it's called "the bad mentor" where a guy has a mentor to get help and advise from but the mentor is jealous and scared of the guy so he tried to make him fail and do a suicide, but the guy realizes whats going on so he doesnt do a suicide and instead he goes to find the mentor and get revenge.
but i dont think i will ever write this movie unless i have more ideas bc maybe it is a piece of "trite" which is what aron said about my ronald mcreagan idea which means very bad like a gimmick. also i didnt ever know befor e that u cant make movies unless u have gone to a two year college but why didnt arnor tell me this when we first started talking i could have done it by now and now it is too late. so have i WASTED MY LIFE?????

REad this Screenplay, Craigslist!

what would be a great idea for a movie is a new idea i got based mostly on autobiograpbhny and also somewhat on a job i found on the internet at a place called a "craigslist" which makes lists of things to do or buy. My idea is abiout a movie about a gourp of guys who have to right a tv show like Seinfeld and The office but they need a new partner!! they have four guys originally but one of them gets kicked out bc he was really a spy ffrom an enemy tv show like fRiends or Raymond.

they need a new guy to replace him and also the trator was the best writer they had so they need to get like a superwriter whos even better instead - WOW!. Then they decide they should have a contedst and whoever can write a shoiw the fasetst and also the best will win and here's the part that makes the turkey gobble, the old trator writer who got kicked off builds a writing robot tht looks like a human to go and win the contest so he can keep spying on the other writers. Awesome!

before the robot wins though another guy in the contest who is a writer from wisconsin named Dunbar Carthage sees that the eyes of one of the others always glows bright red like maybe they have lasers or something and then he realizes trhat the guy also never eats or sleeps he just keeps writing all day -- all the writers in the contest arte locked up in a big house togetyher btw-- but when Dunbar Carthage tried to tell the tv writers that one of the contestants is a robot, the robot tries to kill him and there's a big chase sceen around the house and the robot is killing lots of other writers in the contesyt by accident, it shoots soome and blows some up and then cuts someone's head off bc he is trying to kill Dunbar Carthage but hes too fast lol!! then Dunbar tells the tv writers about the robot they go in to the house with grenade lonchers and destroy the robot. The tv writers are so happy that they offer him the writign job but Dunbar says no, i want to win it fairly with writing and the tv writers say u are the best writer and we were going to give u the job anyway. so Dunbar take the job and moves to hollywood and becomse a great writer but then the old writer gets really jealous bc dunbar is even better than him so he starts to build a new robot to kill dunbar and then the movie ends and says "to be continued in a sequal". Cool! i caN'T wait to write that movie too lol!!

do you love my idea? i think its very clever and funny and would be a great movie or if u think about it even a tv show! this is very profitible and will make u alot of money and i have many more ideas too that u can hire me to make for u!

Director Arnon Shorr my Mentor is busy with many Projects!!

So i asked arnon shorr, my mentor in an email a lot of questions that were important and OMG he sent me this reply he said

James, I appreciate your enthusiasm, but I can’t be a very active guide for you – I am very busy with my own projects.

-Arnon

so of course my first impulsive when i got thias email was to do suicide, but then i thought about it i thought hemmmm well maybe hes busy with really cool projects like a tv show and it is secret?? I think bc he is from egypt he maybe could be making a really cool TV show! like maybe about how an ashient Egyptian gets buried in a pyramid and then after a million years arcaolgists FIND the pyramid under ground and he is still in it and now he has to exist in todays time!! And he gets very rich by writing a book about history of the Egyptians and everyone wonders, how does he know so much? and its bc he was there!! Also maybe arnron would have him write the book in the funny Egyptian language with the birds and ppl dancing and stuff. Who knows?? He is soooo craetive!!!

A Sequal to Princess Bride!

So I really like sequals these days! Maybe u read my post about a sequal to Farenhight 911 called Farenhight 411 which is down lower on this blog my ASP?

Well this one is about a sequal to Princess Bride, a really good "script"!

No, I am not talking about Princess Diairies!!! Ever since director and mentor of mine Arnon Shorr told readers on my ASP in a really good interview that watching old movies is good for making new movies even tho old movies are boring especially ones in black and white, I have watched a lot of old movies and Princess Bride is actyually a really good! tHE MOvie is a bout a princess who is going to be married but there is a guy whose named Lisa Toyota (i think he is supposed to be chinese bc of the name but he didnt look chinese which is a big problem) and Lisa Toyota keeps saying over again and again that: My Name Is Lisa Toyota And You Killed Your Father So Now You Should Prepare To Die. I didnt really understand the ending bc a lot of chataccrers looked a like, and also PErcy had to go to bed and so he couldnt explain it to me any more, but the part before about drinking poison was really awesome!!!

The sequal which is a "script" i am writing, and I think it will be called Princess Bride Diairies. Cool!

Lady and the Bookshelf: GREAT NEW IDEA!

OMG1! so last week this pretty lady with a white scarf and sortof old came into the store (the book store where I sometimes work bc my parents made me get a job but that it has also been ok bc i can read and get ideas for ASP ideas also and its also fun too:-) ) and so wen this lady int he white scarf came in store i think i fell in love LOL! so i saw what books she was buying and it was one about a guide to gardenng for an idiot (but she looked more smart than an idiot so maybe it was a prsent to some one else lol) and she also bought a book with pictures of different plants, which i think maybe that she wants to gro in her garden. lol maybe she IS an idiot bc it is winter and who wants to make a garden in winter?!?! or maybe she is smart and learning about garndending before it is warmer outside, i dont know. But i can ask her next time she comes in bc now I know she likes gardending!

So my idea (and i just wish this could be a bit more autobiographical) is about a guy who works in a bookstore (the 99 cent book store or maybe a nicer one like a 200 cent store) and falls in love with a customer and leanrs what she likes to do and so whenever she comes in he buyus her a present about something she likes! and she always wonders omg how does that guy know what i lik so much? maybe he can read my mind! and she falls in love with him too and they move to some place where they can garden all year bc that is what she likes to do, BUT, the twist that really crisps the butter is that actually the book store man CAN really read her mind and he finds out that she loves the garden more than him and this makes him mad and so one day he asks her he says ok so if u love the garden so much why dont u just become fertalizer for the garden? and so thats what he does he turns her into fertalizer.

I hav to do more "research" into how ppl can be made into fertalizer but i think maybe it doesnt need to really be explained. What do u think? Let me and my ASP know!!

Work Gave me a plan

I have now officiulay been working one week, and of course i will tell you that it is nice to be making some cash so i can gfinally start making my own movie like Arnor Shorr does too. let me tell u a little about my first week at 99 Cent Book Store where i work. as I ASped before i work on monday wensday and saturday bc its a parttime job, not full time like lawyer or carpenter. what i did was very important for the bookstore bc each week they get in some new books and also have to replace books theyve sold with extras they have in the back room. i work at putting out new books and taking old ones from the back and putting them in, for example on wendsday we ran out of a book caled "the south beach diet" and i had to put out five new copies in case more people wanted to buy one. sometimes i also have to look at some rows and see if books are out of the normal order and make them right if they are.

the job is nice too bc i work on those days only 4 hours ansd sometimes there's free time to do things. many times if i dont need to be doing stacking or book order, i will see if there arew some good books that will help me with my films. also sometimes i can get ideas without looking at books and I have a story about how i came up with a new movie idea titled "Hypno-Stapler". What happened was yesterday i had soem free time and insted of looking at books i decided to take a nap in the back office which has a couch in it. But i couldnt fall asleep! so i stared at some stuff in the room and i saw there's a stapler on the desk and i thought "hey maybe i could write something about a stapler for a movie" and then i thought of a title it could be "Hypno-stapler." i don't know the plot yet, maybe it will also have a staple remover too, but i think this should be a short movie like maybe a few minutes and if people really like it i could make a sequal that is even longer like 2 hours.

ok right, now this is why this idea will really thicken the gravy. i would like this to be th first movie i make myself bc it is short and i already know where i can get a very important part of it- the stapler! lol! so i will try to find someone with a video camera to lend to me and then i will write the screenplay for ';hypno-Stapler" and when it is done i will put it on my ASP so people could see it and say "hey that's a good movie let's invite this guy to our big manshin in LA and buy some of his other movies like Envelope Team and Nuclear MEmory". i think this will be my plan for the next few weeks and it could even be my brake into Hollywood!

FARENHEIGHT 411... Sequal to the classic!!

One of the best dark comedys I have seen is Farenheight 911 which was funny for a few reasons, first of all bc it was one guy talking the whole time, which is very new and not alot of movies do that lol! and also bc it was a bit autobiographical about the Bushcheney. It is mostly about emergecies (9-1-1 is the world's number for emergency)a nd there was this really awesome emergency sceen at the beginning where a guy has his head chopped off in Arabia!! Cool! But then it gets sort of boring after that. And also there were some sad parts too like also when the World tradetowers exploded i didnt thik that emergency should have happened.

So i am of course writing a sequal called Farenheight 411 which is more funny and also not as sad and of coutse the same funy guy speaks the whole time thru this sequal also, and when he has nothing to say he whistles theme songs from TV shows! Awesome!

So just like Farenhight 911 was about emergenceis, this one will be about calling for information bc that is what it is on the phone when you call 4-1-1. Ad so this one will be about the Bushcheney, who is from TEXAS, finding the best pizza, and they find the pizza places by dial 4-1-1! And also in a twist that really shakes the bacon, the best pizza in TEXAS is made by the same guy from arabia who had his head chopped off in 911, but now his head is sewd back on lol! And then the bushcheney has to make a big decision: should he chop off the guy's head again and steal the pizza which is the best in TEXAS or will he invade Canada to be able to find the best pizza there? (I sort of live near canada which is across the big lakes) So in the end they call 411 to find out what they should do – but I'm not going to give away the ending of what 4-1-1 tells them LOL!!!!! :-) Also a nother joke thru the whol thing is that 4-1-1 tells the bushcheney which color ties to wear and what laws to make.

Improving on aTm

Today i was thinking more about the idea for ATM bc i thinik its one of my best ideas since "Monopoly Man" and they are both dark autobiographys. i really didnt like the name "ATM" bc it is so boring and who is going to see a movie with such a boring name? Not me, lol! So i would like to call it now maybeb "ATM, A Killer Cyborg ATM". that name sound s a lot more itneresting like someone would think 'i know what an atm is but maybe i should see this movie and find out if it's true that some atm's can kill you instead of giving you monny".

I also remembered the great name i came with before, do you remember it was called Grimbald Yosemite DaLlodnoy? So i was originally going to put him in a movie called Garbage Truck bc he sounds like he ould be trapped in the back of a garbage truck, but no i think it's also a good name for the scientist who is a main charcter in ATM, A killer cyborg ATM. But i could also combine the ideas and write a prequel about what Grimbald did before he was a scientist ans he could get stuck in the back of the garbage truck and that's where he starts coming up with great new inventions like maybe a car that has gun s and knives to protect it from robbers. so i could make ATM, a Killer cyborg atm" and then i could write Grimbald in the Garbage Truck.

Kung fu fortune Cookie

ok, i kno i have been ASPING a lot lately but i have a month of catchin up to do lol!! so i have another idea for a movie i got a few weeks ago when i went out with my parents to a chinese restarant. its called "Kung FU Fortune COokie" and its my first ninja movie! what happens in the plot is thaT chinas su[pply of fortune cookies starts running out bc they have so many people that they can't keep up making enough to feed everyone, so the governement sends a team of ninjas to america to break into all the american fortune cookie factories and steal all america's supply of fortune cookies. what happens tho is that one of the ninjas gets greedy and also breaks into an eggroll factory bc when nhe has the fortune cookie it reminds him of eggrolls too and he gets hungry and has to have an eggroll. but the guards at the eggrolll factory catch him, and he should have known it bc earlier we see his fortune is "dont go into the eggroll factory" and they tell the u.s. government which assembles a team of navy seals to fight the chinese and sav americas fortune cookies. the head navy seal is the main charachter and his name is Richmond FitzDiamond.

The ninjas start packing up there ship with all the fortune cookies to take back to japan when the navy seals catch them and tell them to give back the fortune cookies. and so the ninjas send a box back and the navy seals open it and there are fortune cookies but when one opens his cookie it explodes and it turns out those cookies are really a bomb and the ninjas are getting away. but one navy seal loads a cannon with the bomb-cookies and shoots it at the japanese boat and it sinks, so the ninjas then have to fight the navy seals. there is a really REALLY big kung fu fight that lasts like forty minutes and the ninjas use swords and nunchucks and sharpstars, but in the end the navy seals win bc they realize that if they are higher up than the ninjas the ninjas cant see them with there slitty eyes they can only see straight ahead. So the navyseals get on top of some boxes and then use grenades and machine guns to kill all the ninja. And the camera cuts to the king of china saying "nooooo!!!" bc he was watching the fight with a secret video camera. then Richmond FitzDiamond says he's glad they rescued fortune cookies for america, and then as they go hedecides to open a fortune cookie and the fortune says "the ninjas will return".

REDUCE REUSE RECYCLE

Sometimes i make ideas which are realy good but i never tured them into "scripts"... sometimes this is bc i cant think of a good ending or a good title or sometimes i just think that maybe it is a film no one will make bc it is to avangard or maybe not autobiograpohical enough. So percy gave me this great idea bc he told me in an email "REDUCE REUSE AND RESICLE!" (it is actualy spelled RECYCLE but percy may not have learned thaty et.) But is still a great idea! :-) So this is an idea that RECYCLES some of my ideas that are not "scripts" into a script and this is it:

Billy McFuddles reads the bible every day and LOVES it! Until one day it is midnite and he reads a secret chapter he has not ever read before about ape-people in Babtistland (this part is from my idea "Bible Billy and the Babtist Babboons") So Billy changes his name to Jesus ad decids to be a pop star (this is from my idea Motown Jesus) and he gets to performin the Times square in New York City in the thanksgiving day parade!! And while he is there he is killed by a piano that falls out of the empire State Building (this part is from KILLER PIANO: THE TRUE STORY, exept in that story it is not the empire State Building, but actually the Mall of America, but it has to be in Times Square to make sense unless he telports LOL) and then when he is killed the piano mover who is a high school girl named Elayna, who is named afyter a girl I fell in love with in high school before i left, who just got back from a race around the world goes to visit her mother with her pictures (this is from a different idea) but then an angry group of chirch people crucifieds her for killing motown jesus and as they do they read a quote from the Book of Babtistland Baboons! LOL amd we know its from that book bc we flash back to a picture of Motown Jesus reading it with his mom as a kid.

ATM

i have a new movie idea! I thought of this "script" over the weekend and i think it will make a good short movie or maybe even a long one. the story is about the futuristic problem of robots. its called "ATM" and is about a bank that hires a scientist to make theyre atms safer from being robbed so the scientist invents an atm with guns and knives and a video camer\a if someone tries to rob it or tried to rob someone getting money then it would kill them. The bank puts in the scientists atm BUT it goes crazy! it thinks everyone who trieds to get money from it is a robber and so if you take money out of it, it will kill you. the police want to stop it but the atm is too strong, so the scientist says it could be distracted if someone was taking money out of it but noone will do that bc its suiside! finally the scientist reelizes that he has to take out money bc he invented it and he goesz to take out money and the atm gives him money and doesnt kill him and the scientist thinks everything is ok, but then at the last minute the atm starts stabbing him and thats when the police blow it up, but it's too late for the scientist bc he dies. but at least the trouple is over until the last sceen the camera shows that the bank accidently sent out another of the bad atms by accident but no one knows which one it is. And then it shows a lady taking out some money and a knife coming out of the atm instead of the money. Great ending!

Old movies are Important for making Movies

now i am going to teach you FANS something that i learned from the movie-director Arnron Shorr. I asked him if it was important to know about old movires and watch them to make new movies and --- you may be suprised, he said Yes! many of you probavly are thinking what i said to Arnron, which is old movies, especially black and white movies-are very boring and usually nothign happens, so why do i have ti know about black &white movies if i am making my movies in colors?

ythe reason is that all movies build on each other and improve things that old movies tried. For example, movies made in 2007 should be better than the movies from 2006, except Superman was very very good and maybe only Spiderman 3 which comes out this summer can beat him, but the movies from v2007 will only be even bettetr if the writers and directors watched all the old movies so they can outdo them. Therefour if i want my movies to be good then i have to watch the old movies first from the 1920s and 1930s and onward so that my films wont repeat their mistAkes , like being in black&white and having no explosions, but can also take things from them that they did right like maybe a shootout sceen or something.

My favorite old movies are: Miracle on 34th Street, Marx Brothers, and the Wizzard of Oz (yes some of it is in color but some is also in black and white so it counts! lol!)

Back from my brake!

So maybe u are wondering why i havent posted ihn a few weeeks and where have i been of course? i have been finding a JOB! Oh NOOO!! JK! My parents told me last month that i had to get a job if i was going to keep making progress anbd maybe it could be a parttime job, but it had to be something riught and i tried to explain trhat i had a job ----- I'M A SCREEENWRITER"":!!!!!!!! and also i work on my asp.

BUT they said no, I had to find something that pays me regularly and i shouldnt spend effort on my ASP until i had one. well i went on many interview and applicants-at a mcdonalds (no, I didn’t tell them about mcFun, but I was thinking of it) and at a coffee place and at a gas station. these were all places that did not hire me and when u think of it u know, I didn’t really have the rite skills for them, they don’t need screenwriters at mcdonalds nlol!!

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Good news! i did get a job after all at a place callewd the “99cent book store”! and this is also very good bc it means I have a job where writing vould be helpful. i will stock the shelves and arrange books if they get disarranged into an alphabetical order. They said at first I will work part time on mondays and wednesady and Saturdays but maybe if I do well I will work there more and also could read free books about subjects i am writing movies about!

The Jellyburglar - Great new idea!!

Almost always my autobiography ideas r about something way cool like I.P.O.Ds or pizza or fast food, and sometimes com,puters, but this idea is different bc iut is about something everyone loves to hate: JELLYBEANS!

Ppl love them bc they are so sweet byut hate them bcthey make holes in th teeth called, "cavity's", and also they get stuck in ur throat like dry cookies and so u need to drink a glass of milk after u eat'm LOL!

So in this story there is a man who LOVES jellybeans but hates kids and so he steals jellybeans from kids and fills a pool up with them like the uncleduck in "Duck Tails" with gold, but then a kid name the Jellyburglar finds this bc he is the evil man's newphew and the nephew's real name is Huey also like in Duck Tails (i havemt figured out what Duey and Luey will do here) but so then Huey the "Jellyburglar" breaks into the uncleduck's pool of jellybeans but instead of jellybeans he discovers gold beans! Then uncle scrooge goes for a swim in the golden pool, bc he got a scientist-duck to turn the jellybeans into gold, and so he gives a lot of gold to Huey thinking that that will keep Huey quiet, but then what Huey does is really smart, he sells the gold for $$$ and pays candy stores to secretly make jellybeans for all the kids!

And uncle scrooge never finds out bc one day he drowned under all the gold (he got trapped at the bottom bc gold is really heavy). But the "script" wont show uncle scrooge die, but i think Huey Duey and Luey could read about it in the newspaper or something like that. Also the last sceen will be really funny lol bc huey Duey and Luey will dance around to a hip hop version of the duck tails theme song. Oooo- oo!!!! OMG LOL!

International Laundry, A Thriller

Wow, new idea!

thius idea is about a movie "script" i will right about a network of dry cleaners around the world. U see, dry cleaners take your clothes, but maybe they do more to them then just wash them. in my movie brazilian dry cleaners send their shipment s of dirty clothes to other dry cleaners in the world but really there are drugs hidden in all the pockets which the other dry cleaners the n sell in different countries. The movie will be called "International Laundry".

The main character is a Brazilian Otto Bai Ogg and he takes his clothes to the cleaners and gets suspicious when it takes three months for him to get them back and also he finds drugs in one pocket. So he tells the police and they have him go undercover and find out more by working at the dry cleaners. but after working there for awhile he decides he likes it and you dont know which side he's really on like in the Dep[arted.

You might wonder where the name OTTO comes form and no, i have never been tp Brazil (i havent ever been out of th US actually but one time I was near the Canadian border!). I was in new york city once and i met a person named otto and oh by the way he was nbrazilian! it might be a common name there, i dont know. I watch the travel channel alot and it has also taught me enough about brazil to write this screenplay. There wiull be lots of action and shooting and i think at the end Otto goes to the police to finally tell them everything but they think he's become a bad dry cleaner too and they shoot him in the face.

INTERVIEW WITH DIRECTOR ARNON SHORR :-) !!!

Dear FANS! OMG...This has been a VERY big wee k for my career. Why? bc a very talented film maker who is my mentor has given an interview to me that i will also share with my ASP too. This director is Arnon (I used to spell huis name **Anron** LOL!) and his last name is "Shorr" which may be a very comon name in Egypt but he is American and runs a FILM STUDIO named OxRock Productions (cool name!) that is in to making indepenent films. Mayube one day they will make MY films but i am very happy for now bc of the advise and the help also bc even tho all my FANS can give advise on the "scripts" only some one like arnron can really help get my "script"s to be made into movies like a big producer and so his advise is such a great thing to an artist like me lol! Here is the interview which really taught me a lot an I hope it teaches u a lot too!

ASP: how much money have u made from making movies? can u make enough to support yourself or even buy a manshion and forty cars?
ARNON: I hardly make any money from making movies yet. I hope to make money soon, but it’s very hard to get to that point. This is a field where either you’re making money, or you’re not, and when you’re making money, it’s usually pretty good money, too. Doing this stuff independently, though, means I’m sinking more money in to this than I’m earning from it. Oh, well.

ASP:what got u interested in making movies and when did u decide that you wanted to do it full time as a living?\
ARNON: I got most excited about filmmaking after seeing “Jurassic Park” when I was ten years old. Somehow, I got bitten by that film bug, and ever since then, I’ve been itching to become a professional filmmaker.

ASP:who has inspired u to make movies and who do u look up to most in move making? (Arnron did not nswer this question i dont know whyjy but maybe the answer is a secfret)

ASP: is it important to watch old movies (many old movies are very boring!)? can learning about the history of films help you make them and why?
ARNON: It is exceptionally important to watch old movies – even the boring ones! (Movies, by the way, aren’t that old – they were invented around 1896-97).   It’s very important to know what came before you – what was considered good, what was considered artful, etc., so that you don’t make the same mistakes. Also, film is a very specific language, and watching more movies gives you a greater visual and cinematic vocabulary to work with in creating your own films.

ASP:do u write all ur mpovies yourself or do u sometimes make other peoiple's "scripts"?
ARNON: I prefer to direct other people’s writing. I’ve been told that I write well, but I don’t trust my own writing much.

ASP: if u do write movies, talkk about that process-how is a "script" made? how long should it be? what should the characters do in it? how should the format look like?
ARNON: Short scripts can be flexible, but the shorter the better. Feature-length scripts should be comfortably between 90 and 120 pages, never more never fewer. Since I’m not a writer, I can’t really talk about the process of writing.

ASP:how can a young and creative screenwriter go to get people to make his films?
ARNRON: Write a lot, and be very open to criticism and feedback. Then, keep writing, and writing, and writing, and study other writers’ work – you can buy and read screenplays of famous films just about anywhere. Take writing courses, and of course, keep writing. But don’t keep writing if your work isn’t improving. You have to constantly challenge yourself to do better. Also, there is a certain element of mainstream thinking that has to come in to play – if you write something obscure or excessively strange, you’ll have a much harder time selling it than if you write something more traditional.

ASP:how can the internet help to make movies? what do this and other tecnology do to change film and make it more for everyone?
ARNRON: This is a tough question that many people in Hollywood are agonizing about. So far, the internet seems to be hurting movies, to some extent – allowing for people to copy and share Hollywood films without having to pay for them.  But on the other side, it’s an incredible distribution medium for independent filmmakers who are less concerned about making money and more concerned about getting their names and reputations out there in the world. The jury is still out, though, as to how the Internet is going to revolutionize filmmaking. Everyone knows it’s doing it, but no one is quite sure how.

ASP:can u give advice to young filmakers on how to become successfulk and have people make their films?
ARNRON: Keep working, do things yourself, and work for others. Get little jobs on big films, learn everything that you can, and go make your own films, too, for really cheap. Take every opportunity to learn from ‘real-life’ situations, and apply what you learn to your own work.

ASP: tell us something about the movies u have made-what experieneces have been most helpful or funny? what cjhallenges have come up?
ANRNON: Every one of my films comes with its own set of challenges and small victories. They can be everything from massive, catastrophic pseudo-legal disasters to minor technical glitches. The key is to learn from every problem that comes up, and to use it to try to make the film better.

ASP: why do u make movies in black and white now that colors have been invented?
ANRRON: Just because it’s out there, doesn’t mean it has to be used all the time. 3D and IMAX have been invented, too, but if every movie were a 3D movie or an IMAX movie, things would get boring. So, now, even coming from Hollywood, we see some 3D movies, some IMAX movies, some regular movies (in different formats and aspect-ratios), and even some stuff in black-and-white.

ASP:do u have any interesting stories about movies or making them to tell?
ANRON: I have plenty of interesting stories, but none to tell now – the most interesting stories are always the ones that haven’t ended yet.

ASP:when will u move to hollyhwood?
ANRON: Who knows? When I’m offered a contract that makes the move worthwhile, perhaps?

Thank u soooo much Anron! My FANS should become HIS fans too bc he is a v good mentor to me and teacher also. U can see his website at http://www.oxrockproductions.com and also he has a film on the inter net called ON THE LOT and so u should go to that web pahe http://www.onthelot.com and vote for his film bc if he wins i win LOL!

How long does it Take to make a "Script"?

I luv when FANS email me questions (and I am a FAN of other film makers too and so I email them questions also so I do this also as well) and this was one question that one of my FANS percy asked me... How long does it take to write a "script"???
Good question! Like all complicuated qustions the answer is IT DEPENDS! lol bc if u mean from the time i get the idea (which all the time is in t he shower or toilet :-) LOL) to the time i am finish writing and can show it to ppl to make my film then that also depends, bc some screenplays are long asnd some screenplays are short, and what makes them long or short usualy is the amount ppl talk in the "script" but even this is not so clear bc sometimes lots of ppl can talk and the "script" is short when a short "script" can have like a three hour car chase that ends on a spaceship all without ppl talking much so the "script" looks shorter but in a film it is an epic sega.
Also, sometimes it is is hard to know when I finish too. Like I had this script called "The Potluck Dinner" about a man who brings a realluy good MEAT to a potluck dinner (that is where every one brings a dish of there own) and every one loves it and then at the end the police come bc rthe man had cooked a dead baby (that is what makes this ironic). but THEN i thought i was finished but THEN a year later I chaneged the name of the "script" to "Potluck Surprise!" So when did I finish, when I finishe the screenplay or whebn I made the title better?
These are some of the important things that screenwriters need to think.

ANOTHER good idea for Ronald "script" :-)

I am on a role bc I just thought of a really good idea for the Ronald script again! His presidential order to change the name of the months will be for ALL months, not just December,and Ronald will make the months be: McUary,McRuary, McMarch, … , McMay, McUne, McUly, McGust, McTember, McTober,McVember, and McCember. Notice there is no April! This is bc wikipedia also says that April is the month that McDonald’s makes the littlest amount of $ (this is why doing research is good bc u can find this stuff out) and so by making April illigal, McDonalds will make more $and also pay Ronald more! But it will be silly if there only is 11 months,so in a twist that really makes ppls heads spin Ronald will add an other month to the end called McFun. More soon! lol

Research makes for a better Ronald idea!

I discovered something really good! When I write "scripts" one of the things I like to do especially if it is about history or anbout somerthing real is to do research, which means look things up on websites like Wikipedia, which is an encyclo-pedia (which is why it is called "pedia" but i dont know where "wiki" comes from) and use real facts in my screenplays. This makes things more believable, and also if u are ever giving a press confrense about ur "script" then u had better know what it is about in case some one asks you about it lol!
So I was thinking about Ronald VS Ronald whiich lots of ppl said is a good idea (u can see the original post down lower on the ASP my blog). and here is the Wikipedia article on Ronald Reagan http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ronald_Reagan so if u click on that u can read it. GUESS WHAT? This told me that Ronald Reagan was a HollyWood Film Star!! OMG! And he was also president which I knew before. So I asked myself OK so what does this mean if Ronal Reagan was an actor and then I thought of a great idea that Ronald McDonald IS RONALD REAGAN under the clown make up! AND he is Ronald McDonald while he is president also and that makes Ronald Reagan make some interesting decisions while he is president, like forcing every one to eat burgers for breakfast and making the month of december be rename McDecember!
Like before I have a picture which is illustrated about the story I am trying to show in this ASP posting which is on top of this paragraph.
L8r!

How my Screenplay ideas learn from THE DEPARTED

I will also, sometimes, be writing about movies that I have seen on this blog my ASP. I saw the departed today. percy couldn’t come of course so I went myself which was ok because the man sitting next to me smelled like onions and I couldn’rt get pocorn. The gunshots were really loud which is a movie making technique used in “Hot shots” and “Rambo” and "Schindler's List" and “the Indiana jones films”. Good directors use gunshots because they STARTLE. Directors cannot stop bullets so they use them so the audience thinks they are startled. I went to see this movie bc Anron in his blog said a review about it, and his blog is http://musingpictures.blogspot.com/ (just to remind u! lol)

This gave me a great idea for a movie!!!!! Do you want to know wht it is? Last year i lived next to this guy Mr. Sanders who started to yell whenever a door closed loud. So I will make a movie with a tally that every time there is a Startle the machine will add another score. it will be a autobiography. And then in the end Mr Sanders will come on the screen and will be shot by the bad guys friend just like Leonardo dicaprio was in The departed when Mr Sanders comes out of the elavator with the bad guy. Then the movie screen will have the nunber of the startls which will be 339!!! then the bad guy friend will be shot by the bad guy (just like Matt damon shoot his friend!!! this is an omage) then te good guy friend will shoot the bad guy and the tally will be at 500!!!! because the bad guy is worth more in pinball just like in pinball when the really hard tally gives more points. Isn;t that a good idea? percy is better at hitting the hard tally than me. the bad guy will be named zelcor, which is a good name for a bad guy. the bad guys' friend will be melcor wich is a good name for a bay guys freind.

OMG i just reread what i wrote and LOL this idea may still need work bc the pinball score may distract from the really good plot. But still, it's a good idea in my head and that is what counts right? lol! Some time soon I will make this make more sense, like with the score keeping and everything, but until then u can leave ur comments and thanx for popping by to my ASP!

How does the shape of the Universe look like?

THIS POST IS NOT ABOUT MOVIES!

This weekend I saw an episode of a science show on video which is called “NOVA” about this thing about the Universe called A String thery that talks about what the Universe is like and also what shape is it? The show was very interesting. Many people have always wondered about these big questions.

It made me think also about the universe and i had a great discussion with percy about this important question in science. Some people on NOVA said maybe it’s a sphere or a donut or like twisted bread-sticks. But no! i think I found the answer and maybe this will be proven by a scientist with a lab but it is shaped like a tube. How do i know this? well its round like some people think buyt also stretched out over time and if that’s true then it must be a cillinder. Percy helped me make the picture in this post and matt suggested the squiggle at the bottom which he says means infinity and with 2 arrows that means t goes on forever on both sides… also I thought it would be funny to have a sign of “you are here” bc that means that your in the universe and we all are LOL!1

This could be featured in some movies bc a lot of what i writ is science fiction and if u know science then u can better make a movie that is science fiction. maybe u thought this post is too intelectual for my film ASP and u might be right! It’s a very complicated thing to understand for many people and i’m not saying u have too, just if i make it into a movie then its good to have the backround knowledge so you’ll know where it comes from. I think if more people had known the stuff BEHIND my “:scripts” then they would want to buy them and make them into movies but a lot of folks just have no clue about scientifics.

"Monopoly Man": a dark comedy autobiography!

I used to play a lot of monopoly,and especially last yr while I was away, and ive always wondered about the monopoly Man with the one-eyed glasses! If I ever meet him I will ask him and say “If you r so rich, why do u want to take over the whole monopoly board?” lol! I would also ask him and say “Why can’t you let other people own some of the monopoy board also and also why does everyone have to pay rent to u?” so my idea for this “script” that is called “Monopoly Man” is to make an autobiography of the monopoly man with the one-eye glasses about him in real life where he tries to take over Monopoly City. But in the end he is sent to Jail and is not allowd to collect 200$ when he passes Go (which in the real Monopoly City is just a seven-eleven!) but then the twist that shakes the bacon is that he has a GET OUT OF JAIL FREE card which he had been hiding under his tophat. Then he is assasinated by the owner of the seven-eleven for stealing 200$ every time he passed by it on his way around Monopoly City which really pissed off the owner. In the last scene (this is really funny!) a little kid opens a seven-eleven burrito and bites into the burrito and makes a wierd face and then guess what he spits out? The one-eye glasses!

(I chose this ending bc i thought that showing the monopoly man put threw a blender and chopped up into burritos woud be too violent and may make the film be rated X and so most regular movie theaters would not show it)

Sadam Satire and Smallhead Updates

So i was thinking about my satire idea and it occurred toi me that a good name for the baby that Madas has to eat (which is his baby!) will be Qari. And i found out that the baby writer was named Swift so i think the leader of the other plantet will be called Rush Swift bc that name sounds powerful and also fast too like someone who could rush to a place and take it over.

I think i will be done soon with my short film screenplay of Smallhead. I will post more detai;ls soon but if anyone is interested in making this movie please let me know and also if you want to read a copy of the "script", i can sell one to you for forty dollars. But you have to promise not to steal it lol!!

"Grimbald DaLlodnoy" - a really crazy character name!

I was just taking a nap when I thought about a really crazy name for a character, and that name is GRIMBALD YOSEMITE DaLLODNOY (i actually just added Yosemite, it wasnt in my head after my nap.) Names for chracters are important bc if its a comedy then the names should be funny and if its a "tragedy" (thats where the main character usually dies) it should be sad, like in shakespere Hamlet is a sad chacarcter and his name is also really sad, like it reminds me a little bit about villages that are small and lonely and also in the midle of no where too, and even tho it doesn't make me cry, maybe it makes some people cry. Grimbald Yosemite DaLlodnoy makes me laugh tho!! lol and I picture him in sort of a trapped in the back of a garbage truck, so maybe ill make an idea off of this. anyway when i woke up with this name in my head i called Percy to tell him, but he wasn't there so i left a voice message that just says Grimblad! Yosemite! DaLlodnoy! Best name ever!

Maybe the "script" can be called Garbage Truck Grimbald DaLlodnoy... what do u think? Let me and the ASP know!

Making My Movies!!!

Happy 2007!! It's one year closer to my first red carpet premiere, lol!

Some fans hgave asked me how will I get my films made. It is a good question, bc I have many ideas, many "scripts" also ……and not one single film with my name on it lol!

Last yr when I was away I sent out my screenplays and also some ideas to many producers who I found their webpages on the the internet. Most of them did not respond and that taught me that even tho my ideas are good, many ppl wont have the time to read them if I send it to them…. they have to discover it for themselves instead, and that is why I have this ASP so that film makers can discover me and my ideas and WANT to make my films instead of me asking for them to make it.

But! 2 big producers DID reply to my ideas which I sent to them last yr. One of them was John Moran from Florida who was making a documentry film about cow grazing on land ownded by the state of Idaho and how it is bad for environmental things and also breaks the law and is bad bc of that too. He is very successful in photography but i don't know when his documentry will be coming out. John told me that I have many good ideas :-) but I should also focus on some and make them relly good which is what I am doing on the ASP where fans can follow as I make ideas go from good to very good to perfect (ok maybe not lol). Thanks John for you're encouragement!! John isnt really a filmmaker cpompoletely but mostly a photographer.

And then there was Anron (his name is Egyptian I think but he is American) of OxRock Productions (his last name is "Shorr") and he wrote back asking more about my ideas and I told him. He is a very serious and accomplished producer and director. He had VERY good advise to me about how I am a writer, and so if I am a writer an write in a persuasive way then I should be able to convince ppl to read and like my scripts – bc that is what a writer does! He had v good advise about how important it is to present myself in a good way. Anron is a film maker according to his webpage which is www.oxrockproductions.com and he does lots of short films and also some longer films and some of them look really funny lol!! In his pic he looks almost like George Lucas and he will be really famous soon, but now he is seeing what he can do as independent filmmaking goes bc he has total freedom to do make things his way. I really am excited to keep in touch with him bc I see him as a good mentor an even tho Anron may not make my films right now ( I think Anron also wasnt ready to do my films since many of them are autobiographies) he can help me with the "scripts" so that one day they can be made. Also look! Anron has a blog and i lput a link to it here: http://musingpictures.blogspot.com/ . Anron, u r soo talented!

OK that is enough for now (that was a big rant lol!!) but u will probably be hearing more about John and Anron too, since this blog ASP cant only be about me!!!

An Idea forming, and is Inspired by Current events

Guess what? I just heard the news that Sadam is already being executed, even as I type this! Current Events often iunspire a good amount of my "scripts" and I have written them about Katrina, the hurricane, and also about 9/11 too. So far they have been about the things themselves but I remember Mr. Garafolo from 8th grade when he taught us about "Satire" and we read a book (I forget who it is by I wasnt a very good student lol!) about eating babies, but it wasn't reeally about eating babies, it was a "Satire" to make ppl think about what was really happening (things were so bad tht it was LIKE eating babies)

So when I write a "script" about Sadam it will not be about Sadam himself in reality but it will be "Satire." It will be in the way far off future in a planet called Garafolon (named after my teacher lol! :-) ) and the king of Garofolon will be Madas. He is very cruel and makes ppl on Garafolon eat their own babies. Then another planet invaded him in the 2000th century of his reign (the first part of the movie will show the first 2000 centures) and Madas is captured. But instead of being executed he will be forced to eat his own baby and they videotape it. THEN he is forced to watch that videotape of him eating his own baby for the next 2000 centuries. Aftert that, then he is executed.

I still need to think of a name for Madas' baby but I will post about it when I think about it.

The Envelope Team, A Group of Heros and Cowards

I'm working on many ideas right now... i always do work on many ideas at once bc i dont always have patience to sit down and do one and then i come bakc and finish them as i get to that point. So this "script" is another that i will be developing over the next few weeks. Its about a group of nine people known as "The Envelope TEam". The story is scie nce fiction with some autobiography mixed in too. They produce a series of nine messages that each one sends out without knowing abouot any of the others to the same place - a secret house. One message is sent every two years so over 18 years all the messages get there and they dont know why their sending them. But then the owner of the house tells them all to come and he shows them that their messages are all clues to where an ancient lost machine is hidden that can be used as a powerful weapon and that in past lives each member of the Envelope Team had helped build the machine which is why they all knew how to make it and wrote the letters. Bad things happen as they get closer to trying to find it and many people die. Even one person has his face torn off by a leopard like in APocalypto. It's a very exciting tale of intrigue and action and history. I would like it to be about two hours long.

Percy Times, Screenplay Work

so Percy came over to try out the new x-box 360 and while we were having fun with it he suggested that I work out another thing with "Prostitute" which is why should he be Destitutde bc he's a man and he could get money doing something very intellevtual like lawyer or doctor or banker but why's he a prostitute???? And then we worked out that he tried to be a doctor but had to leave medschool bc he lost his cadaver which is a strange problem but yeah, you know some people are out there who it could happen to. And he gets kicked out of medschool and has his loans so he;s in debt and needs to raise money that's why hes a prostitute. And as i said he's destitute which means poor. Now we have a character motive; this is VERY important for writing a "script". Ur characters need to have reasons for everything they do which fits together. But u may know that already lol!

Back to film!

Okee so I said in my last post Iwas going to do a film one, and guess what I couldn't wait lol! so here's an update to a posted i did a few days ago on a "script" named "The Destitute Prostitute" (see the preveous post that is underneeth this a few postings...) I've been thinking of names for the woman prostitute who kills the man prostitute but I couldnt think of good names, first I thought of Liz but matt said that was too classy, and he said maybe Stella but i was like no, stella is like from "Stella got her groove back" so not orignal (matt my bro is usually almost always 100% right tho! :-) but not this time lol) so the name I thought of is Lizella so its sort of a combo of liz and stella, the first part of li and the last part of stella, and it also sounds REALLY trashy right?! omg if i ever met a girl named Lizella i'd run away bc she might have diseases lol! (Matt actually said this but i thought it was really funny and i may even use this line in the screenplay!)

Christmas Musings and Good Times

Christmas was soo good this year. Last year at bthis time I was still away and yeah, my family came out to visit for Xmas but it wasnt as fun as it was on this past one. i was with my family and some friends i might say, and we all had a good times. After opening gifts in the morning Matt (my older brother) and his fiance announced the official date of their wedding and everyone celebrated - a very happy moment. Oh yeah and my parents got me an X-Box 360 which they had said i'd be getting when i got home but I never got until yesterday!! More people came over to eat dinner with us. And many people were talking about this Blog, which shows u how it's spreading bc some of them i didn't even know knew about it! I'm sure my next posts will be much more film related which will be less about me and i know you will be very interested in.

Merry Christmas everyone!!!

10 thousand visitors by next XMAS?

I just thought of something... tommorrow is Xmas and maybe for next Xmas Santa will bring me 10,000 visitors to my ASP? That would be so cool and very good also, bc the reason is that the more people who see this then somebody who can make films can see it and turn one of my screenplays into a movie. Also bc u can see the internet all over the World, it does not have to be in LA that somebody sees it, so like even in India or Africa some one could like my idea and make my movie. Cool!

"Nuclear Memory" ... A really good screenplay idea!

This was a "script" I started writing back last year, but i could only write it with pen and paper, so now I am working on putting thisinto a word procesor.

This is the story of "Nuclear Memory": Gilgamesh Zubowvich is a Russian spy in the United States and he steals state secrets and gives them to Russians. In the USA his name is Brian Haven and nobody knows he is a spy. He even has a family and everything. But one day Russians tell him he has to go to the North Pole to save the world from the USAs' megabombs which they keep there. Gilgamesh AKA Brian is all excited and packs his bags. But things go very wrong rom the time he gets there! First his leg falls off from the Cold, and then a polar bear atacks him and starts eating him! This reminds him of a memory of when he was a kid and was also atacked by a bear in the woods of... California. WAIT he thinks CALIFORNIA?? That is all wrong bc im russian! But then he realized that NO he wasnt russian but the russians had brainwashed him to make him think he was, and now they sent him to the north pole to kill him before he found this fact out. So as he lies dieing from the polar bear attacked, he radios to the USA goverment and has them drop nukes all over russia to destroy russia once and for all for screwing up his life!

PS the pic was done by my freind Percy who i met last year and who is very good at computers. He really liked the idea and helped me think of peoples names and also made this movie poster for it. it shows a man's brain and also the main building in russia, where they have been controling Brian from. Thanx percy!!!

"The Destitute Prostitute"

Sometimes i like to name my "scripts" in a funny way, bc when u do that, ppl will read the screenplay an also the screenplay will be funnier if it has a funny title. This title is funny because no prostitutes (in my experience!) are rich, and many are poor and that is why they are what they are in the first place. But this one is so poor that he cant even buy food or have a home and that is why hes called the Destitute Prostitute. And yes I said HE and that is also funny bc most prosttistusts are SHEs. Not this one! But he learns the hard way when a female prostitute kills him in the end for stealing her territory from her which made her angry but he doesnt die before she loves him for real -! and that is the twist that shakes the bacon, bc he's never been loved before. i see this idea as sort of autobiographical based on some crime movies i have seen and also some books i once read, u should let me and the ASP know what you think!!

New idea: "RONALD MCDONALD VS RONALD REAGAN"

This is one of those ideas that is only pictures in my head and so i wont know the story until u do lol!! stay tuned! but here is the picture i have...

(i found the pix in google search and then copied and pasted them into paint program and added the VS as text).

I think this will be one of a bunch of epic segas that i will write, and they will also include Donald Duck also becaue his name rhymes with Ronald, which i think is funny, do u?

also THX for popping in again to my ASP! :)

The latest from my workshop: SMALLHEAD

To start my Blogging, i will share my latest idea for a screenply and i'm sure youll like it a lot. (it's kinda autobiographical) This is a short film called Smallhead. Smallhead is a man who lives alone and needs a hat. The PROBLEM is - and this is what makes this "script" great, his head is very small and he cant find a hat that fits right. Now he goes around looking for hats and has no luck and the screenplay had many many twists and turns and i cannot btell u all of them, but i will say that it ends up with a guillotine and Smallhead has no head in the end sceen.

Welcome to my ASP

Hello and welcome to ASP which is my Blog, and this is my first post to the blog.

Let me answer some questions that some of my Fans have.

Question: Why are u making this Blog?

Answerr: This Blog will tell u stuff about Me and what i think. Also ,my writing. I write screenplays for movies, which i want to sell to HollyWood. I think i can be very successful becauyse I am funny and my ideas are about me and are related to the news sometimes also.

Question: What kind of screenplays?

Answer: I write screenplays (these are also called scripts) about all different things. I will post my ideas in this ASP. So that will make u come back again and again and again to find out what kind they are! :)

Question: Tell us about yourself.

Answer: That is not a question!! A question has a question mark!! That question should have been: Can you tell us about yourself ? And yes i can. I am from originally New Jersey, but now the midwest. Near the big lakes in Wisconsin. It happens that i went to high school but i had to leave before i finished. it's a story for later - in one of my "scripts"! This has shaped my writing into a very one-of-a-kind style which few writers have. They sometimes try to copy but they cant because my ideas and NOT just my writing style are very origianal. I have been away until september (two thousand and six) but now i am back, and i am going to make it BIG!!! And i was born in 1973.

OK that is enough questions for now. I will see you back soon....!!!! OMG!